Arthur is send to the druids to spy on their leader.
Arthur: But father! You said the druids are "free spirits". What if they demand "favors"?
Uther: you will do whatever is necessary for Camelots safety
Arthur: *bows awkwardly* yes, father.
Later
Merlin: so... You want to become a druid
Arthur: yes
Merlin: ... Okay. :) want some food? You're coming right in time for Beltane. Do you want to partake?
Arthur: I... I have a choice?
Merlin: who in their right mind would come here if they thought they didn't? No no. You can spend the time in your tent If you prefer.
Arthur: *looking at Merlin* or yours?
Merlin: *scanning arthur Back* or mine
Later
Arthur, in his mind: yes, I am doing all of this for Camelot. I am learning all their ways and become part of the tribe. I am doing my best performances in every daily task! I will become the perfect bride to their leader....
Uther, upon meeting Arthur: and what have you learned about their plans against camelot?
Arthur, flower crown in hair: their what
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Wait so youβre telling me my only options for letting people know Iβm having a hard time in real life are 1) telling them (wonβt happen, humiliating) or 2) public mental breakdown (also wonβt happen, more humiliating)
idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it
Does anybody wanna come over and parallel play? Does anybody wanna sit in the same couch and watch TV? Does anybody wanna go for a little walk in the park? Does anyone wanna sit on my bed while I putz around trying to clean my room? For the love of fucking God doesn't anyone wanna share space with me for a bit
As a rule of thumb, don't reblog donation posts or people asking for donations unless they've been vetted and reblogged by Palestinian bloggers. We usually go to lengths to verify this shit because we know scammers have been faking to get people to send them money, using the urgency of our genocide as bait.
It's disgusting this is what we're dealing with, but people are losing money because of some truly evil people out there.
Accounts don't just randomly spring up on tumblr without gofundmes while asking for someone to help them create a campaign. Fuck out of here with that shit.
I'm never getting over the fact that Arthur, on every single date he goes on, talks about Merlin. Brings Merlin along. Aggravates the living hell out of Merlin right in front of the salad.
Vivian, Elena, Gwen, and Mithian are the epitome of, "Hi, this is my boyfriend, Arthur. And that's Arthur's boyfriend, Merlin."
It's really freaking rich that Arthur made a joke about Merlin being sheltered with no tact with women - meanwhile, this literal castle-bound prince cannot function without his best friend, manservant, and boyfriend.
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what they don't tell you about making friends is you gotta be a lil annoying. you gotta push past the fear of "what if they don't want to talk to me" and simply ask someone how their day is going, send a meme. you cannot connect to people if you're both just awkwardly waiting for the other to start.
How to relax in a few easy steps
1. Draw bath
2.sit in bath
3.listen to music
4. Play sudoku
5. Eat sweetened condensed milk