Me, After Forgetting To Cut The Top Off An Onion Before Dicing It: “Aw Dammit”

wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship

it is past time we jettisoned the useless false dichotomy of introversion vs. extroversion and just accepted that everybody has a minimum amount of social interaction, failing which, they get really weird. and everybody has a maximum amount of social interaction, exceeding which, they get really weird. these levels are different for everyone, for a variety of reasons, and have no moral dimension. and that is all.

Oh my gosh I’m back!!

I left Tumblr not much after the Yahoo buyout, and now I’m back!!! Even got the same url, fuck yeah!!

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

Someone I know not well enough to voice my opinion on the subject said something like why didn’t God make potatoes a low-calorie food so I am here to say: God made them like that because their nutrition density IS what makes them healthy. By God I mean Andean agricultural technicians. Potato is healthy BECAUSE potato holds calories and vitamins. Do not malign potato

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Thank you @t0nystark1er for commissioning it and letting me help out!