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Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

teach children to mind their damn business, because it good :]

Why is my KMFDM kidz bop post suddenly being noticed again it’s not even THAT good😭

HOW DO I BLOCK A HASHTAG PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU

bc of my crack fic people have been sending me every manner of Grinch x Tony the Tiger headcanon……who wants to hear the one that finally snapped me like a tennis player’s tendon

your url is FIRE just wanted to say

Why thank you :D It's actually supposed to follow the pattern of a Chumhandle :]]

i feel like dentists punish you for your cavities by giving you horse shit fillings :[

Lmao just checked my notifications

@feeling-uncomfy

Picrew tag game!- Create yourself now vs how you looked when you were a kid

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I was tagged by @cutebisexualmess for this but the chain was too long so I'm restarting!

If only that little girl could see me now (she'd probably think I was cool tbh)

uhm tagging: @b3achfagz (ik you dont do tag games so u can just ignore this but i though u might find it cool) @cassiecryptic @viktheviking1 @depressedgremlinbitch @ramencat12 @inkyslimee @the-horrifying-digital-circus @patipati @cute--thing @musicalsiphonophore @tastetherainbow290 @disenchantedwarlock @bookishcatcafe and anyone else who sees this and thinks it looks cool!!

[id: a dark green userbox with a yellow border and yellow text that reads "this user is the king of bongo bong." on the left is an image of the album cover of clandestino by manu chao. /end id]