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There was a...*looks at history book* vaguely German kingdom with Germanic Gods who are driven out by...*throws dice* a new religion that worships the son of the Sun God, Jeshua Crest The people were reigned by a Good King who had a most trusted advicer Y'veel (prounouned E-vHil) Schemerous Traytor. Somehow *cue dramatic gasps* the people were gradually more and more oppressed Until lo and behold, a promised hero came from the future. She was a splendid career woman with HEMA as a hobby and a PhD in pharmacology which helped her reform the medical practices in the land (which were totally backwards by the way) and defeat the armies sent by Y'veel Schemerous Traytor.

“Generically medieval”, by which we mean our peerage is French, our castles are German, our weapons are Italian, and everybody speaks English.

I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

it's beautiful when the actors decide to go against "modern improved direction" and bring back the old original magic

SOMEONE I KNOW ONLINE REPORTING LIVE FROM SHANGHAI. APPARENTLY DENNIS HUPKA AND LUKAS MAYER KISSED DURING MAYERLING IN THE ELISABETH DERNIERE

Nein, das sind keine Genusfehler. Mein Deutsch ist perfekt, diese Tisch ist einfach transgender.

Les Mis (the book) is full of surprisingly hilarious moments (such as this one) 😂

#getting majeur Devil take the Hindmost vibes here

#phantom getting owned by Raoul

#GO DE CHAGNY!

DAS PHANTOM DER OPER im Raimund Theater | Trailer Wien

#nebel und nacht, my beloved

#technically isn't a lullaby, still feels like one 😂

If you had to sing a child to sleep RIGHT NOW what would you sing and it CANT BE a lullaby it has to be a regular song

This is Empty Chairs at Empty Tables if Jean Valjean decided he didn't like the recovered Marius and left for England anyways

Brave little Frog, we love you 💚

“no more after me”, a mini comic about the now-extinct golden toad. featuring lyrics from deuteronomy 2:10 by the mountain goats