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The angel with lascivious eyes…

Timothée as Edgar Scissorhands for a Super Bowl commercial

He’s absolutely divine

Tiny Timo

Timothée Chalamet on Ellen January 11, 2019

I Never Cried So Much In All My Life

This song eas about a woman going to the cinema and having a good cry.

Well I know a film that has that effect. Apologies for the liberties taken with the plot. Disclaimer. I don't own the or7ginal song. Warnings: Unprotected sex

OH Iwent to see a film last night, it really made me weep.

Oh I never cried so much in all my life.

I blubbered in the ladies room, I bkubbered in my sleep.

Oh I nevrr cried so much on all my life!

I whimpered on the journey home which added to my shame.

And the storyline was all about how love'a hurting game.

Well the title of this masterpiece was Call Me By Your Name.

Oh I never cried so much in all my life!

This lad called Elio fell in love with this big handsome guy,

Oh I never cried so much in all my life.

And he hated this guy's guts at first but loved him by abn by,

Oh he never cried so much in all his life!

They made love in the countryside, they made love on the beach.

And Elio got so upset with Ollie out of reach

That he crept up to his bedroom and did bad things to a peach.

Oh he never tried so much in all his life.

At last the summer ended and the couple had to part,

When Ollie went back on the train he left with Elio's heart.

So he went round writing soppy poems, the tragic little part.

Oh I never cried so much in all my life.

When he got the call from Oliver, he wasn't that amused.

Oh I never cried so much in all my life.

He felt broken and betrayed, he felt his feelings were abused.

Oh I never cried so much in all my life.

He felt Ollie had betrayed him and he felt such grief and doubt

And in a desperate attempt to learn what love's about

He had unprotected sex and got Mafalda up the spout!

Oh she never cheered so much in all her life!

Apologies if this isn't acceptable. Or if there's a breach of copyright.

I'm feeling angsty, babe! Can you help me? This could possibly be a multi part thing BUT

Can I get a fic where Timothée and this girl, who is younger than him, are hot and heavy on High school (him 12th grade and her 10th maybe?). Anyway after he graduated he starts working a lot and his career takes off and he kind of leaves her behind. Not even breaking up but slowly letting go till they just aren't together anymore. After several years he sees her in NYC and learns she has a kid. HIS kid. Lots of shock and arguing. He had once told her he doesn't want kids and never will so when she found out she just didn't bother. And you can go from there.

A/N - this sounds almost exactly like a multi part fic I wrote on my old account. I will repost here for you

High school Sweetheart (part 1)

Info - unplanned pregnancy, dream of ex partner

I woke up from a dream. It was a memory of sorts. It was of me and Timothée, my ex. He’d been my high school sweetheart. We’d had a sad but amicable break up when we’d gone to college. I missed him sometimes. No matter how long it’d been, I thought we were particularly well suited.

I couldn’t think of Timothée for the time being. I had to go to work. I finally had hit the big time. A famous director had found me and called me a diamond in the rough. I was given a starring role.

I was told I would be playing the love interest of a very famous actor. I hadn’t looked much into it, I was instead studying the script voraciously.

I dropped my daughter, Elsa, off at day care. She wasn’t planned. I’d fallen pregnant after a rebound when missing Timothée. It had stopped my college career, and I’d realized I wanted to be an actress. I’d started auditioning, but this was my first big role.

I was staring around in awe at the studio as an assistant walked me through. I was hardly listening. I never thought I’d be here.

“Have you met who is playing your love interest?” Asked the assistant. All I could remember was her name was Rebecca.

“No,” I shook my head.

“Well, there he is now,” she said and ran forward and tapped a man’s shoulder. When he turned I gasped. He too looked flabbergasted.

“Timothée!” I said in shock.

“Y/n?”

“Oh my gosh,” I shook my head.

“What are the odds?” He asked wonderingly.

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