They Didnt Give Me A Penis Because I Would Be So Good At Having Boners I Would Literally Win Every Boner

they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared

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3 weeks ago

does no one rp anymore? i don't know where to find people who'd wanna rp with me :c


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3 weeks ago

i wanna call a boy pretty and cute and adorable and handsome and beautiful and gorgeous and hot and sexy and watch him trying to hide his face going completely red while he kicks his feet


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2 weeks ago

Forcemascing scared trans guys. The ones who want to detransition or delay starting on their transitions because either they’re scared to start transitioning or because they’re trying to placate people around them.

Like no, you don’t need to wait until you’re 25 or whatever to start T until you’re "fully matured," whoever told you that is bullshitting you. We’ll start saving and have you on it in a few months at most. If you’re too scared to do the shots by yourself yet I’ll hold you down and do it for you.

Stop shaving, you don’t need to do that to be attractive. You don’t have to be thin or have an hourglass figure if you don’t want.

Scared to? You’ve got no reason to be. I’ll teach you how to protect yourself, with your hands or with a weapon, whichever you want.

You’re a man, and until you snap out of this phase, I’m gonna have to show you that.


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2 weeks ago
Photo of a brown dog and a black dog laying down leaning sleepily against a concrete wall, on which is some graffiti reading "EXTREME BOYS"

many of you

1 week ago

Trans girl doesnt get paid enough needs help with rent!!

Hi this is another help us make rent post! Im really sorry but as some of you know we got told the building was being sold, forced to clean and do a showing on short notice and now are stuck in limbo on things while still needing to pay rent. I owed State taxes which we cannot set a payment plan up on in our state so that put me in the negatives and with my paycheck Friday i only JUST got out of the red. Rent is due in week anything you can spare will help immensely because Im not going to be paid until the 9th, and we need to buy food and pay rent and bills.

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1 week ago

manhandling >>>

like, getting manhandled onto his lap to makeout better

getting pulled closer via hips/waist because i was too far for him </3

getting grabbed and manhandled onto a surface bc he got impatient that i took too long

manhandling n grabbing my face to properly kiss him </3

saying "fuck this shit" and getting manhandled to be pinned and devoured

just, MANHANDLING

3 weeks ago

(Minors dni)

Why are you standing at the back of the venue? Take my hand, you're supposed to fucking mosh at a hardcore punk show dude. I'll pick you up when you fall, don't mind the sting in your thigh or the needle and syringe I slip into my pocket when I help you to your feet again. You didn't see anything in my hand. It was probably somebody's spiked clothing. That's what you get for insisting on wearing feminine shit when you know it isn't a reflection of your true self.

I know the local scene pretty well, so I keep taking you to shows every week with me. You follow me around like a puppy. It's pretty cute, to be honest, watching you jump around like one, really getting into it. My friends joke around and tell me to call off my dog before he bites someone. I laugh and just tell them that puppies are like that.

And when the night ends and you're back at my place, you're grinding on my thigh like you're in heat, whining and clawing at my chest. Aww puppy, your tdick is coming in so nicely, and I bet it's sensitive rutting against me huh? It's so cute hearing your voice break while you whine into my neck, getting a little lower every week. I'm being real indulgent letting you make a mess like this on my thigh, you know. So you better clean it off with your tongue when you're done.


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2 weeks ago

Vintage Homoerotic Photographs from issue 93 of kink and leather magazine Drummer by photographer George Dureau depicting different bodied men

Vintage Homoerotic Photographs From Issue 93 Of Kink And Leather Magazine Drummer By Photographer George
Vintage Homoerotic Photographs From Issue 93 Of Kink And Leather Magazine Drummer By Photographer George
Vintage Homoerotic Photographs From Issue 93 Of Kink And Leather Magazine Drummer By Photographer George
Vintage Homoerotic Photographs From Issue 93 Of Kink And Leather Magazine Drummer By Photographer George
1 week ago

starting a makeout session with jus gentle small kisses, hand holding or resting to keep you supported slowly turnin into pulling me onto your lap and pulling you closer, slow breathing turning into panting because air shouldn't exist but it does so now we're both covered in marks, small noises bc goddamn your pretty and oh hello i want to kiss you again, and the outside world dont exist, groping and manhandling+ makingout >>>>>>>>>


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3 weeks ago

“Fighting that leads to sex” this “fighting then making out” that

Fighting that leads nowhere. Fighting fully clothed, then dragging our tired asses out for a strong drink and some trash diner food. Not talking much. Maybe one of us breaks the silence and says ‘man, I kinda liked that’, and then the other says ‘shut up, jackass’


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