Sometimes A Family Is Two Puppets Who Like Looking At Each Other And Another Puppet Who Has Woken Up

I don’t understand how they make slashers so fucking hot and expect us, mentally ill hoes to not wanting to get railed by them until we can’t walk and talk??? Like sorry some of us have mask kink and wanna get degraded?????

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NOW SPELL: ANGEL Z-E-L-D-A WRONG! TRY AGAIN.

Imagine being a vampire living in one of the castles Claudia and Louis searched. You’re in the middle of your decades long nap, and suddenly there’s some random teenage girl throwing the lid of your coffin open and firing question after question in your language (albeit broken and heavily accented) while a man that’s visibly teetering on the edge of his sanity awkwardly stands behind her.

death as neither a kindly figure nor a grim spectre but as a funny little skeleton running around brandishing his scythe and going "i'm gonna getcha! i'm gonna getcha!" in a gremlin voice

hey tobias hear me out everyone thinks ur going to brutally murder copia right you know with the whole caligula theory and stuff but what if… hear me out here… what if u just hype everyone up for it and then announce that hes going on vacation in the bahamas, huh? wouldnt that be just a silly little fun thing to do? a little gotcha! for the fans, yknow?

A family can also be a group of people who die on the same day and in the same style of accident but in different locations

Sometimes a family is two puppets who like looking at each other and another puppet who has woken up to the cosmic force controlling the universe only to be forcibly returned to a state of ignorance

And who also all share a lawyer

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended