"TWINSIES!"

they share half a braincell

hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

mutated wild ballerina who kills squirrels with her bare hands and delivers them to me as a gift I have feelings for you

He didn't want to remember.

Inherent homoeroticism of working on blueprints (together)

he thinkin

A few Dabi headcannons-

🔥 he's hard of hearing due to the extensive burns around his ears

🔥 he's got bad eyesight and squints a lot

🔥 he coughs a lot and has lung damage from smoke inhalation

🔥 he does have an ice quirk but just doesn't know about it

kazuscara | happy valentines day to them

The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.

How jjk men would realistically react to you telling them that you love them

GOJO

would make fun of you for the rest of your life or he would be respectful about it bcs he doesn’t feel the same way. (LMAO)

(whatever u do. DO NOT. confess to him in front of kfc….) 

SUKUNA

doesnt give a fuck, as soon as you get in contact w him he’d probably chop your head off like bffr /or he’d probably take your feelings to his advantage and use you

MEGUMI

im sure as the mannered kid he is, he’d be honest with you and tell you the way it is. or worse case scenario he’d just stare at you and say nothing.

YUJI

he’d probably think you meant it in a friendly way, in other words you’d get friendzoned.

NANAMI

would either take it really seriously or not care. would apologize for not feeling the same way 

TOJI

would also probably take advantage of ur feelings and ask if you wanted a one nightstand in exchange for money because hes a rat who lives in the sewers. 

GETO

would actually tease you about it (as long as ur not a monkey) whatever he calls it. If you were a sorcerer he would probably let you in his circle of group and who knows he might even warm up to you but on the other hand if you were to be a non sorcerer he’d kill you off and the last thing you would hear would be “i don’t like monkeys”  

MAHITO

would make fun of you before disforming you into an ugly curse.

Here’s a realistic one because all of those head canons fly over yall head.