Lunch Break

YOU’LL GET JINXED💥

An anon mentioned they thought it’d be cute if Delia was a big Jessilina fan and I responded saying it’d be funny if Delia didn’t know. But I think it’d be even funnier if Jessie tells Delia but she refuses to believe her. Ash and Delia are more alike than they seem <3

BOND WITH YOUR DAD THE OLD FASHIONED WAY

go on a roadtrip

take care of invasive species together

(gently) bully his pets

show your shared distaste of smoking

go to the theatre

have him show you his childhood playgrounds

play catch

save him from the demon sorceress responsible for the raid on his home back when he was 8 and then support him as his body slowly crumbles into dust

inadvertently help him reunite with the Demon King, his former body, half of his soul, and incarnation of his demonic nature

be confused when the stranger emerging from this union express gratitude toward you

find out he was your father all along

what the fuck

call your gf

stop an old family argument with rational words

PUNCH YOUR UNCLE

SUPLEX YOUR DAD

hold onto your father's favorite childhood book, an object so meaningful and important to him, he consider it the keepsake of his humanity, that he now entrust to you, symbolizing he not only recognize and accept you as his own, but that you yourself are your father's humanity, his son, that he admit defeat to and promise to come back to

read the book on the ride home to feel closer to your dad

get bullied by your friend

decide to deal with your feelings by some good cathartic work-related violence on more invasive species

Doktor

rescinding my right to pass moral judgements after I killed a random guy who was just chilling on a bench so that I could sell his organs for a shmowder at the dead item shop. it was when all my kids got sick at once so you see I had to do it. his name was goose and his sacrifice shall not be forgotten

dad jokes