Bethesda Environmental Story Telling

some SICK FUCK just responded to a FIVE YEAR OLD COMMENT I left on a Hamilton animatic to say "I don't actually care about this comment, I just wanted to remind you you had a Hamilton phase 5 years ago". What kind of MALICIOUS,

Yo ☆

+gift for a friend

Finally got around to playing pathologic (classic first, against the recommendations of pretty much everyone) and i'm just on day four but... DANIIL IS SO NICE WITH THE TOWN KIDS?? He talks to them really sweetly and, while he has the option to be a bit of an ass (and end the conversation mostly out of what seems to be impatience and not intentional assholery), he is perfectly capable of going along with them and their games. Like one really has to notice the difference after reading daniil's lines with a drunk just after talking to the little shmowder girl, his tone is completely different. Like, he calls her pumpkin and all. I was genuinely baffled by this, quite a few characterizations of Daniil i have seen portray him as either bad with kids or at loss of what to do with them?? it's not that it doesnt make sense, one would expect such an attitude from him considering everything else about his personality, but the fact that he *is* good with kids is such a nice little subversion of his "trope" and it sucks that it gets overlooked so often

DEVIL MAY CRY 5 - V

Something feels..... OFF 🤨

how did i never share this here? it’s one of my greatest hits

BOND WITH YOUR DAD THE OLD FASHIONED WAY

go on a roadtrip

take care of invasive species together

(gently) bully his pets

show your shared distaste of smoking

go to the theatre

have him show you his childhood playgrounds

play catch

save him from the demon sorceress responsible for the raid on his home back when he was 8 and then support him as his body slowly crumbles into dust

inadvertently help him reunite with the Demon King, his former body, half of his soul, and incarnation of his demonic nature

be confused when the stranger emerging from this union express gratitude toward you

find out he was your father all along

what the fuck

call your gf

stop an old family argument with rational words

PUNCH YOUR UNCLE

SUPLEX YOUR DAD

hold onto your father's favorite childhood book, an object so meaningful and important to him, he consider it the keepsake of his humanity, that he now entrust to you, symbolizing he not only recognize and accept you as his own, but that you yourself are your father's humanity, his son, that he admit defeat to and promise to come back to

read the book on the ride home to feel closer to your dad

get bullied by your friend

decide to deal with your feelings by some good cathartic work-related violence on more invasive species