"DANTE."

Tumblr's Poorest Little Meow Meow

A poor little meow meow, by definition, must have three traits: soppingly wetly pathetic, squishy scrungly cute (or a similar attribute), and morally ambiguous. YOU will be voting for characters to win the title of

Poorest Wettest Saddest Littlest Meow Meow!

Character nominations were limited to one character per fandom and were crowdsourced.* Match-ups were made on a seeded basis according to character popularity, in the hopes of preventing a popularity contest from happening. Remember, it doesn't matter if they're your blorbo, we're trying to find the SADDEST and MOST ATROCIOUS little meow meow. Please evaluate how well they fill the attributes of a PLMM when you vote!

*If your poorest little meow meow didn't make the cut, sorry! Maybe we'll hold another round.

Polls will be held daily at noon EST. Here's the bracket. It's not fancy; nothing about this will be fancy. (These polls are just as pathetic as the characters they represent.)

All posts will be tagged #tumblr's plmm contest

Check below for a list of all poll posts:

Round One (Feb 3 noon EST)

Loki Laufeyson (Marvel) vs. Jiang Cheng (The Untamed) Prince Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender) vs. L (Death Note) Izzy Hands (Our Flag Means Death) vs. Father Paul (Midnight Mass) Vriska Serket (Homestuck) vs. Kaeya Alberich (Genshin Impact) Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who) vs. Joel Miller (The Last of Us) Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad) vs. Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb) Derek Hale (Teen Wolf) vs. Kendall Roy (Succession) Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars) vs. Lestat de Lioncourt (Interview with the Vampire) Dream of the Endless (The Sandman) vs. Emet Selch (Final Fantasy XV) Howl Jenkins (Howl's Moving Castle) vs. Daemon Targaryen (House of the Dragon) Arthur Morgan (Red Dead Redemption 2) vs. Harry du Bois (Disco Elysium) Bruce Wayne aka RBattz (The Batman) vs. Villanelle (Killing Eve) Will Graham (Hannibal) vs. Seong Gi-hun (Squid Game) Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives) vs. Catra (She-Ra) Yennefer of Vengerberg (The Witcher) vs. Faith Lehane (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Castiel (Supernatural) vs. Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows)

Round Two (February 4 noon EST)

Loki Laufeyson (Marvel) vs. Prince Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Izzy Hands (Our Flag Means Death) vs. Vriska Serket (Homestuck) Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who) vs. Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad) Kendall Roy (Succession) vs. Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars) Dream of the Endless (The Sandman) vs. Howl Jenkins (Howl's Moving Castle) Harry du Bois (Disco Elysium) vs. Bruce Wayne (The Batman) Will Graham (Hannibal) vs. Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives) Yennefer of Vengerberg (The Witcher) vs. Castiel (Supernatural)

Round Three (February 5 noon EST)

TBD

Round Four (February 6 noon EST)

TBD

Final Round (February 7 noon EST)

TBD

The winner will be crowned on February 8. May the most sopping wet paper towel of a person win!

RK SPOILERS BECAUSE I NEED TO DEFEND MY BOY

Okay, surely some of you have seen this horrible spoiler in which Viego is being an asshole with Isolde;

But here is the correct context for these images (needless to mention, there will be spoilers)

Basically, FUCK YOU THRESH.

Thanks for reading, i just felt the need to explain this lol

My. boy. deserves. better.

Happy VieSolde moment for VieSolde stans ;)

The best thing you’ll see today 💕

Law & Bepo

i feel like dante is so emotionally constipated when it comes to expressing his fondness and affection for his loved ones that he would harness the power of being the annoying brother and loop back around to be emotionally unconstipated and be extremely overly affectionate to annoy everyone in a way that seems fake to annoy them but is just as sincere as dante can get.

like imagine dante clinging to Vergil when he's trying to fight or sm shit and just screams "I MISSED YA VERGIE. DON'T LEAVE YOUR BABY BROTHER AGAIN. HEHEHEHE" all the while vergil is struggling to walk with a 200 lb dante-shaped tumor on him and screaming "DANTE. DANTEEE. DAAAAAAAAANTEE." all while walking thru hell. or him with nero, just aggressively ruffling his hair like "OH LOOK AT YOU. YOU'VE COME SO FAR. WHAT A GOOD KID. HEHEHEHE." and the hair ruffling just devolves into straight up noogie-ing and neros just screaming profanity the entire time hes in dantes noogie headlock. dante just gives everyone around him a hard time because he cares. but he doesn't get to even try it with lady and trish because they will not have it and will call him out on his bullshit.

@allylip drew it best tho LMFAO

Bro does not tolerate cold

Steampunk Pina

So glad I actually looked through a physical copy and saw this steampunk Pina who now lives rent free in my head. ❤💜💙🧡💛💚

As a younger pokemon fan who only got my first pokemon game in 2016, I was COMPLETELY unfamiliar with anything before the Sun and Moon games — including gen 1.

So when Blue and Red walked up to me in front of the battle tree to challenge me to a battle, I literally had zero clue as to who the fuck they were. I thought they were just random ass npcs put here as a random challenge. Even the part about them being former champions didn't even phase me or make me realize that they were important — I was like "oh cool these random npcs have lore". But that's not even the funniest part of the story.

I took 1 look at Blue Oak and decided that despite having zero clue as to who the fuck he is, I wanted to piss him off. And so I literally chose to battle Red not because I actually WANTED to battle him — but because not choosing Blue would make him upset.

But also imagine like. In universe. Pov you are Blue Oak running the battle tree with your husband — one day the Alola Champion (WHO'S FROM KANTO) comes up to the battle tree and seems to be COMPLETELY unaware of who either of you are. You think that this means that you're more likely to get a battle since you offered to battle them. But instead this little eleven year old kid decides to challenge your husband instead for the sole purpose of pissing you off since you failed their vibe check.

EDIT: for the love of GOD please stop making weird comments about my age. I removed my age from the og post because I am so incredibly fed up with people being weird about the fact that I as a teenager was young in 2016.

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