I Had A Thought And Had To Share It.

I only have nyquil

Wow, 5ft4" is pretty big for a rat!

DICK PUSSY ASSHOLE

CHEESE ON TOAST

This man is highly wanted for theft!

What did he steal?

My heart!

Oh! And quite a few explosives.

He might have decided to start world war 3 in a few days?

Lotta nukes.

We should probably stop him in the near future, y'know before the world ends.

Things the gays own

- rainbows (duh)

- the state of California

- names that end with aden

- the F word, its ours, straights can't have it

- Home by cavetown

- mismatch socks

Add more if I missed any!

The words "cum" and "mission goo" just came up on the same thought and I have decided that I will now be selling my brain at auction! You can contact me at 6-

My grandma: well I can't call you she and u can't call you he so I try to just call you by your name. (Referring to new name not deadname)

Me (ftm trans boi): why can't you call me he?

Grandma: because you don't have the he parts.

My dysphoria: INCOMING!

At least she's half supportive. 🙄😓

I'll have a little extra butter on the side,

Just cause some people enjoy fucking butter!

P.s. do not fuck the butter

*points to cat* psychopath,

*points to dog* monster,

*gestures to myself* disaster gay,

Its bound to be a mess.

I want to _____ you.

reblog and see what your followers say. 🌙🐉

Can't wait for the unsolved mystery channels to get ahold of this

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction