How The Fuck Did I Learn To Read Morse Code In A Matter Of Days By Rereading Homestuck?

Noob

Can you have group chats on tumblr? That would be cool I think.

Some days I feel like a girl

Some days I feel like a boy

And some days, all I feel is

Boot soup

Piss for all 24 of em

You have so many hours in a day, what the fuck am I supposed to do with all of these hours?

Why do people not wear socks in public? Nobody likes your gross ass feet touching the playplace!

Invest in socks!

Invest in the sock market! My dude! Be better!

AAAAtatatatatata. The hat is gone!

What if someone went to hell for being gay but when they got there Satan was just like, "you're not here for sinning or anything, gay people just have to come to hell because there are too many homophobic assholes in heaven and God doesn't like people fighting so you're down here to avoid that. Don't worry my child, there's a room for you over there, I'll take care of you, you can hang out with all the other cool gays whenever you want to, and if you ever get bored you can totally be a demon just ask and I'll do it." The gay person realizes that the devil is actually an ally and that the lord might be a homophobe.

I have come up with this wonderful idea.

The dick dealer! Lmao.

You cant respond in only emojis, pick a struggle.

My version of self care is a wendy's baconator

Lol

Gotta go fast

Homosuck

its almost here…