I'll Sell You For A Baconator

Holy shit I just woke up to the wild blowing outside my house at like a billion miles an hour dude! What the fuck that is so loud! If I didn't know better I'd think there was a fuckin tornado in my yard, fucking hell!

Bros suited up. Gotta love mech suits.

Piss for all 24 of em

You have so many hours in a day, what the fuck am I supposed to do with all of these hours?

Welcome to the zone of my vibe

There are 2 wolves inside you, one simps for sweet and kindhearted twinks, the other simps for big and dangerous bone crushers

Adding this pic my grandma took when I went to clean up (I forgor she was awake)

I HAVE COSPLAYED (poorly cause I ran out of time real fast)

Do with this what you will

Noob

Can you have group chats on tumblr? That would be cool I think.

It's okay babyfish, I'm here for you

nobody calls me babygirl on here it's always 'fish'

There's no way in hell the second pirates of the Caribbean movie came out the same year as meet the Robinsons and ratatouille, I swear ratatouille came out before I was born dude, and there is no way in fuckin hell meet the Robinsons came out anytime after the 90s, no fuckin way in hell itself wtf is going on

My cat is is so fat and eats so much that I have started to call him "fatso", "fatass", and "you fat fuck" so much that I sound like I'm talking to Eric Cartman. Which makes sense because they're both assholes who act like they don't care.

I found graffiti and I think it looks cool I love graffiti