i like how at five guys they're like oh you want one burger okay "ONE LITTLE BURGER" and then the guy cooking the burger is like "ONE LITTLE BURGER FOR BABY FAGGOTS THAT CAN ONLY HANDLE ONE PATTY COMING UP" and then if you can't finish it they make you wear a maid costume and handcuff you to the sink in the men's bathroom
thinking abt how fucked up steam engine boiler explosions can look. theyre just pipes under there
gives me the idea of a ghost/monster engine that looks normal, albeit a bit battered, only to swing their smokebox door open and a myriad of pipes come bursting out like fucked up tentacles
I felt I was invincible, you wrapped around my head
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Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever
My brain works like this
You are not an Anarchist Communist
Tassu: Onko siulla mitään tiettyä paikkaa missä säilytät siun aarteita?
Rokka: Mie piän niitä vaan täällä miun taskussa *ottaa taskusta valokuvan*
Tassu: Mutta sehän on vain kuva miusta?
Rokka: Sie oot miun aarre bro.
Tassu: b r o
i really hate when men make art or post their photography and its just young beautiful woman naked young beautiful woman naked young beautiful woman naked like you're actually a caveman at that point, nothing artistic about that. sex obsessed pests. boring too. go and make some art about god or the beauty of nature of anything that doesn't involve a young beautiful woman naked. impossible challenge for you.
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