It’s Giving Ken Brainwashed Barbie Into Serving Him And Now Barbieland Is Ruined

also while everyone is preoccupied with other things, wanted to point out taylor is now on the record with having purchased carbon offsets for her flights for tour

btw... pop it lock it polka dot it country-fy then hip hop put your hawk in the sky move side to side jump to the left stick it glide zig-zag cross the floor shuffle in diagonal when the drum hits hands on your hips one footed 180 twist and then a zig-zag step slide lean it left clap three times shake it out head to toe throw it altogether that's how we roll. if anyone even fucking cares these days

Wow, Olivia really did something with this album. The nostalgic feeling is a chefs kiss!. It's the vibes of the old-school pop-rock white girly music I used to love back in the day. My black ass would bop that shit on my way to school. Thank you, Olivia! Great album.

😂 it does have some pretty great nostalgic early 2000s vibes on it! I have to give it another listen with my good headphones! (also emo is coming back)

I was in 5th grade, the girl that sat next to me was a huge Jonas Brothers fan and she showed me a picture of Joe at some award ceremony sitting next to a blond girl, told me she was his girlfriend and my reaction was "girlfriend? Nah, she looks gay"

as a kid (maybe 7 or smth) i was like: “if taylor’s having such bad luck with her boyfriends, why doesn’t she just date a woman?”

7 year old me knew what she was doing.

my inner gaylor came out a lot later though.

how many people cannot fully appreciate her genius because they do not understand all the layers and references in her work

HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT THINK OF A JEWISH WEDDING???!?!?!!

The fact that this TikTok has almost 150k like and the comment section is begging for more is actually mind boggling. I’m happy that others are opening their eyes to it.

Observations from lurking:

It amazes me how the know-it-all swifties vying for the title of Taylor’s favorite fan bestie on the former bird app have no idea how PR works (not that I’m an expert) but were world-renowned scholars about it back in May.

From what I gather by their logic, it’s PR (or “clout chasing”) when it’s someone they don’t like or who they no longer like. Remember how Toe was the greatest thing since sliced bread for 6 years and her “savior”? Now he’s a “jobless loser” who “didn’t let Taylor bejeweled”. Lol

The comment that irks me the most is one where someone said:

“They’re the last people to need a PR relationship”

Again…walk with me here. Grab a jacket because those fall temps are hitting in some places. Plus, aesthetic. lol

Travis, an NFL player, signed with CAA in May for representation off the field. Who is Travis Kelce outside of the NFL? He isn’t going to play football forever. Athletes build brands just as musicians and actors/actresses do.

He mentioned the friendship bracelet thing on his podcast in July. It got attention.

So what would his off the field representation do? Capitalize on it. It’s like when someone goes viral doing something funny—all of a sudden, they’re scoring brand deals, etc. because some company sees a way to profit from it.

Why would they capitalize on the bracelet story? To build his platform.

How do they capitalize on it? By emphasizing the fact that he went to the one of the biggest tours this year by one of the biggest artists of the year.

Because their job is to secure endorsement deals, etc. for him. They make money when he makes money. If they aren’t doing their job to his standards, they get fired. If they get fired, the money stops coming from him.

Their website literally says:

In addition to draft preparation and contract negotiation, we provide elite athletes with top-of-the-line marketing services. Our commitment to client service is reflected in everything we do.

Since CAA represents top talent across film, television, broadcasting, music and digital, we can create one-of-a-kind opportunities and partnerships for football clients.

Ask yourselves—how much have you ever heard about Taylor during an NFL game or even in the same sentence as the NFL before this? Only that she turned down the half time show, right? Or if someone was trying to be funny and make a joke about her at her expense.

However, after the rumors started, all you heard were puns about her in reference to who? Travis.

All the headlines today have done what? Mentioned how Travis “pursued” her as if it were some decades long mission, when this all came about from a story he told…in July.

Watch. You will see articles about “who are Travis & Jason Kelce” or “Who is Donna Kelce”—again, building the platform and introducing him to an audience outside of football.

After he originally told the bracelet story, he had pretty much left it alone.

Until recently. Comical.

We know Taylor isn’t trying out for the NWSL or WNBA anytime soon. She really only gets a male sports fan audience and she doesn’t even really need that.

Yes, I’m over analyzing. I tend to do that and fully admit it. I’ve been on several hills by myself, quite comfortably. L’s and all.

Btw, there’s even an article about Sophie and Taylor’s dinner outings being a top tier PR move. So why can’t the same be said about this?

btw this is so unserious and absolutely insane."cruel summer" was literally released 4 years ago

This is so accurate

DID YALL NOT WATCH THE ANTI HERO SCREEN AT ERAS?? NM I know you didn’t 🤨