Jason And Dick's Song Is Mr. Saxobeat By Alexandra Stan

*bucky phone rings*

Yelena: *who was close to the phone* uhhh bucky, babydoll is calling.

Bucky: oh, better answer that.

Alexei: is that your beloved?

Bucky: yeah it's my husband

Yelena: You have a husband?!?

Ava: since when are you married?!?

Bob: *genuinely curious* do we know him?

Walker: *pretending to be busy*

Bucky: yeah, it's captain america

Thun-new avengerz*: WHAT!?!?

No no no.

Not Price with Ghost on a leash.

Not Soap with Ghost on a leash.

But Gaz with Ghost on a leash.

Think about it right? We have a man who can AND WILL choose war crimes to solve and issue. Now give him a man who follows orders for every crumb of love he can give? Baby they'd be unstoppable.

Gaz has the mind of a thorough planner, cool and collected, but will go berserk when need be. So I see Gaz using Ghost as a ace up his sleeve. Holding Ghost back for the right moment and definitely when the opposing team isn't expecting it.

In return? After the mission Simon will gladly beg for and accept whatever Gaz's perverted mind has after seeing his dog being taken off of his leash.

Soap: Lt, We are ready to leave whenever your are. Car is loaded. *image attached*

Lt: Jesus Christ Soap. I’m on my way out.

Soap: 🫡

Lt: Is that a fucking dildo?

Soap: It’s actually called a rabbit sir 😁

Lt: Where’s Price?

Soap: He’s letting Gaz and I have our own car 😮‍💨

Soap: HEY. WHY DID PRICE JUST SHOW UP AND TAKE THE KEYS ☹️

Kyle WIP (learning how to render just for him♡)

Bruce: *bored as fuck and is literally willing to do anything*

Hal: Hey Spooky, you look like you could use some fun. Why don’t you let me take you out for dinner? *wiggling his eyebrows, very clearly joking to get a rise out of Bruce*

Justice League: Oh fuck, I always knew Green Lantern had a death wish *they’re all exchanging looks, ready to grab Hal just in case Bats decides to break his no kill rule*

Bruce: *has found the perfect opportunity to fuck with everyone* Sure, I like to be wined and dined. You’ll be paying for dinner. *walks out before anyone questions him*

Hal: … *turns to face the rest of the Justice League* Huh, who knew it’d be that easy?

Clark: *gritting his teeth* Yeah… who knew

Barry: *scoots away from Clark due to danger feeling*

Hal: Oh my gosh, what if this is a plan to murder me! *sweating, hands gripping his hair in fear*

Clark: *under his breath* Let’s hope he gets to you before I do *glowering*

Barry: *even more scared*

Soap is a menace in the club. Talking about crop top time and belly chains, talk about drinking and making new friends, talking about acting cheeky and risky just to piss off Ghost and Price when he comes (which isn't often)

Talking about going to the dance floor, in the direct line of vision of ghost, purposely dancing dirty and sexy because he knows he can shake his hips, mohawk messy and cheeks flushed. Taking soap to the club either ends up on the bathroom or barely making to the bed.

Well, Kyle decided to come to see why Ghost would complain about going to the club with soap but still going. Price came along too.

Kyle is not social, actually he prefers to settled down on a corner and drink his bear while people watching. He can talk with one or two people but being in the club meant more of a quiet time for him. Price is like that too but likes to go with company.

That said, Soap dressed up Kyle just to realize that the man wouldn't join him. And Kyle realized that Soap was true menace in the club.

And very beautiful too.

Okay I can't think of anymore to write I just wanted to out this idea

Roy Harper is hot and no one can make me think otherwise. He's hot in a sense of nasty hot, like he knows he's hot so he will act on it. Tight white t-shirt and spread legs kind of hot. It's also bc I like gingers.

Anyways he's hot. He knows that, dick knows that, Ollie knows that, Kory knows that. Ya know who else knows that?? Jason.

Jason has his issues with intimacy and sometimes he hesitates, due to that it took some time to realize that the hot feeling in hi stomach was his attraction to roy. Basically, he discovered that he found roy hot af.

Does he know what to do?? Yes, he knows what flirting is and is good at doing it. Is he afraid of acting on it?? Yes, maybe bc of his issues. Does he want to confess to roy and finally touch that piece of hot meat? Yes, absolutely Yes. But will he??

He doesn't have to, because roy beat him to it. Turns out roy likes them crazy, traumatized but deep down loving. He likes jason.

yes, no, maybe so

i was giggling the whole time drawing this

Accepting COD rec fics bc I don't wanna go look for them honestly jsnsns I'm lazyyy

Anything, ( except reader or y/n i dont like those) specially poly 141 is very very welcome