At one point in time, John Price has uttered the words "Christ, that scared the tits off me."
And Simon Riley has immediately grabbed his tit and shook his head, uttering a very serious: "No, it didn't. Still there, still perky."
That day, they learned that John can swing significantly faster than Simon can duck.
i was giggling the whole time drawing this
This Kyle makes my imagination going bc he has such powerful puppy eyes I feel like he could get away from any argument just looking up at the person with those watery brown eyes. The pout isn't even needed, just the eyes.
Price: and I have to say, sergeant that was the most idiotic-
Gaz: but captain-
Price: no! You could have hurt yourself and other-
Gaz: *pulls the puppy eyes* but captain
Price: dont
Gaz:
Price: i-
Gaz:
Price: ugh okay, Kyle I will let you get away with this one
Gaz: *knowing damn well it won't be the last, kisses price cheek* thank you captain!
Soap: u ate my puddin?!!?!
Gaz: I didn't know it was yours.
Soap: yes it was! Ghost gave it to me!!
Gaz: well next time write your name on it.
Soap: I shouldn't! Besides you don't even like puddin?!?!?
Gaz: never said that
Soap: I'm gonna tell price
Gaz: *making puppy eyes* I'm sorry
Soap:
Soap: shit okay I will ask for another puddin
Ghost:
Gaz: *making puppy eyes*
Ghost:
Gaz: *intensifying it with a pout*
Ghost: *sighs* I will train the rookies
Gaz: Yay thank u ghost!!
Jason: Why is Tim laying face down on the floor?
Steph: He took a "which Justice League member are you" quiz.
Jason: And?
Steph: He got Batman.
Upcoming roy harper fanart bc I'm feeling inspired😝😝
I'm 23 years old, masters student and im an artist and a writer!! I'm mainly in different fandoms and post anything I feel like it or I'm inspired to write/draw about!!
English ain't my first language so spare me plz.
When I'm writing explicit smut I will use a red heading to warn, and semi explicit smut an orange heading.
What I don't write:
Non-con
Anything with children and smut
Gore and dead dove do not eat
I accept any constructive criticism about my writing but besides that I will either ignore or block you bc I'm to write what I want, not what yall demand.
Im still learning my style and drawing fundamentals, so I'm going to make mistakes and it will look bad for some.
My art is very colorful (bc I'm obsessed with colors) and I'm studying comic book style (still experimenting) I use alot of references for poses and fits!!
I draw lots of men in female clothes and suggestive poses too. I also draw women the same way - BUT IF THERES ANYTHING 18+ I WILL WARN
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
There was a spoken rule (yes, very spoken) that none is allowed to flirt with sergeant John Soap Mactavish.
Soap was a lovable person, nominated by popular vote the 141 base sweetheart. He was kind, funny, sociable, easy to talk with, open to everything, helpful and good with the rookies. The 141 always sent Soap to greet newcomers and visiting soldiers because they wanted to spread a positive image, and they always liked Soap the best.
The consequences of being such lovable and social person was the flirting. Soap had at least three cases of flirting per week, either from new rookies or from a visiting sergeant or liutenant or whatever. Soap knew they were flriting he wasn't that oblivious has people deemed him to be. He likes to flirt back to a certain level, but it's fun banter for him, but he also knows when to stop and back down, and also knows when someone starts to be a little obsessed.
However, to those unfortunate souls, the 141 also knows that people flirt with Soap, all the time. But each has their own reactions.
Price lets him be. He has an immense trust in the scott that was earned through life-death situations and many vulnerable moments. He also knows that Soap realizes what he's doing, so Price is confident that Soap will tell him if things get out of hand. That doesn't mean that he won't pull the sergeant closer when that happens.
Gaz acts like a jealous lover in a playful way. He also trusts Soap a lot, he has also seen the way Soap handles this situations and he knows that the scott won't let it go far. But when they are together and that happens (which is most of the times because soap and gaz come in pair) Gaz acts like he's a jealous teenager, pouts and pulls Soap closer until they are in each other's lap.
Now Ghost...that's a whole different story. He's the reason that the spoken rule of not flirting with Soap was established. It's a known fact that Soap is Ghosts favorite in the base, between the 141 Ghost is loving towards all of them but tends to lean towards Soap more and they were okay with it after a long talk. That to say that Ghost has a "Someone is flirting with soap" sensor that tingles when that happens and as fast as he can he's there scaring the shit out of the person. He looms behind soap until the person gets the fuck out. He nominated Soap's guard dog, and one more reason to fear Ghost was added.
There's this spoken rule, but every one still tries their way with soap. But Sergeant Williams, one of the recent visiting sergeants from other base, wasn't looking for sergeant mactavish.
Williams found Soap funny and cute, like every first impression that the sergeant gives. He could see the charm, but wasn't enough to make him chase Soap like most people he saw doing it. No, who he wanted was the dark skin beauty that was quietly smiling behind Soap when they greeted him.
Sergeant Garrick was his name, code name gaz. Yes, he was quiet but cute, all smiles and very polite, in Williams eyes it was his perfect match. Soap was too much for him, but Gaz was just perfect.
Williams approached his liutenant Rogers, who arrived first in the base, in the mess all "So the sergeant-"
"Don't even try it. Sergeant soap is off limits, unless you want to experience Ghost wrath, then go ahead I ain't gonna save you."
"Okay..." damn, Ghost was weird jesus, poor guys that didn't know about this " but I wasn't talking about soap, I was talking about the other sergeant."
"Who? Gaz?" Williams nodded "I don't know...he's quiet, kind and nice. He helps out a lot and teaches well, but not that outstanding like soap."
"So...no weird liutenant at his back chasing people away?"
"No? Wait, you gonna try for him?" Rogers asked curious.
"Yeah! He's exactly my type, and since he doesn't seem to have anyone protecting him like soap, maybe he will accept my advances"
"You can always try, I guess"
Williams was in his lucky day.
We all know and like our bashful, shy, nervous and righteous superman. The sweet man that is always careful with everyone, makes sure he doesn't curse or yell, is a nervous bean when it comes to sex and sex talk.
But ya know what I like more?? Unhinged, slutty, pouty mouth Superman that only gets like this when he's triggered or around the bats and birds. Bc yes for me Clark is poetic at dirty talking, can talk like a true Texans farmer, curse like someone stole his cow and Bruce absolutely loves it.
*On JL meeting, clark stressed and tired bc of the Planet, his kids and the bat kids, one thread away from breaking*
Green lantern: *yapping about an idea that makes no sense*
Batman: *ignoring and tapping away on his tablet*
Flash and Green arrow: *whispering to each other*
Superman: *head hurting and tired of everyone bullshit* hal, for the love of fucking God can you shut the fuck up if u have nothing good to say? Jesus! Say something intelligent for once!
Hal shuts up looking incredulous, diana looks amused and bart and olliver look slightly scared. And if batman softly curses because he feels his face heating up, it ain't no one business.
I see alot of batfam being possessive over their bfs....but how abt the bfs being possessive over the bats??
The bats are popular both sides of their jobs. Heroes fawn over them, in galas they are the center of attention and that sometimes sparks a possessive tingle inside their respective partners.
QUEUE THE SCENARIOS
Superbat
Bruce was in his usual situation during galas like this - surrounded by many of the billionaires e millionaires that wanted a piece of attention from THE Bruce wayne.
Bruce had that charming smile, the lidded blue eyes and the slight messy hair, the perfect image of handsome playboy he meticulous preserved. This particular crowd had many handsome men - tall, good smile, well dressed- and beautiful women - elegant, good make up - and they were all around Bruce age or younger.
Clark was not liking this at all.
Usually, he wasn't the jealous possessive type. He trusted Bruce, both in and out of costume. He knew that the playboy persona was just a fake mask and a way to maintain his hero identity hidden. They have been together for a long time, friends even longer, so clark had a lot of trust in Bruce.
But this galas always makes clark uncomfortable because of how people interact with Bruce and he doesn't know how long will he be able to stay put and not do something stupid.
"Your face says everything" Yes Lois was with him because she's reporting on the gala. More like annoying clark but who cares.
"I don't know what you talking abt."
"You are reeking with jealousy"
Clark looks at her and gives up, bc he can't hide shit from her "Yeah Lois, he's surrounded by handsome, rich people, of course I'm jealous"
"Okay then why don't you go there and go get your man? Everyone knows you two are dating, so just go there and snatch him"
He was abt to protest when she just ruffled his hair even more, letting the curls drop and open the button of his cream colored shirt and told him to take off the jacket.
"Why?!"
"You wanna go seduce Bruce with a checkered jacket?? Jesus, we don't need your Smallville boyscout we need clark who wants to fuck bruce"
Jesus Lois could be so crude sometimes, and clark was from Kansas. But she was right. Clark looked over to the crowd and saw one man - one that had been inching over to bruce little by little - putting a hand on Bruce's arm and letting it drop to the side of Bruce's waist.
Nah, fuck it. Clark was pulling out his Kansas farm boy. No one touches Bruce like that.
As he made his way over, Clark open another button of his shirt, pulled his curls even more over his face and let his glasses slide just a bit to rest on the bridge of his nose.
Clark slides behind Bruce, arm snakes around his waist, pulls him away from the man into his chest and smirks at his surprised face.
"Hey, darling!" Clark's rolls his tongue the way Bruce likes, letting some of the accent slip just to hit home faster.
Bruce blinks once, twice, loss from words and trying his best to not melt on the spot "h-hey, clark"
Clark pouts a bit, tilting his head and pulling the puppy eyes "I was over there all alone while you were here talking with all this people, I missed you sweetheart"
"O-oh" Bruce clears his throat "I'm sorry clark, I didn't mean to leave you alone"
"It's okay, you know, but I think it's time to give me some attention. Well, if you excuse us, I'm gonna take him away for a bit" clark leans forward and whispers semi loud for those close by to hear "I gotta make sure you know who owns you." And smiles, all sweet and charming, pulling a stunned and red face Bruce from the crowd.
"Clark-"
"Shut up. We gonna go to your bedroom, you gonna strip and I'm gonna fuck you until I feel like stopping." He looks at Bruce all serious "and you know have stamina for it"
Bruce just nods, dumb and horny and not caring for anything else.
Birdflash | jayroy | timkon | jondami
(If there's any other bat ship I should held, just say!!)