Middle Aged Man

Can I say something a little controversial

its beginning to suck a lot like penis

i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night

why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.

IDK, most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.

through starless sky to blackest ground

villain going to the goon shelter to pick out a new henchman

women & bitches love my cavern

here’s a friendly reminder for survivors of any sort of abuse that

It wasnt your fault

You are strong

You didnt ask for it

No one gets to invalidate your experience

If someone invalidates your experience, you get to dump their ass