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Your Dead Mistresses Teeth

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1 day ago

Debra can’t comprehend the existence of lesbian robin roommates

Debra Lynn Copeland posts to Backyard Bird Lovers on Facebook:
I’ve had robins on my porch every year. This year has been quite interesting! On Sunday I found two eggs in the nest and by Tuesday afternoon there were 8 eggs! I had never seen that many. So I did a little bit of research and found out that 8 eggs means they were likely laid by two different females. So I set up a camera to see what would happen. And much to my surprise there are two females caring for the eggs. They are NOT happy to be sharing the nest. But they are stubborn and neither mother is willing to leave her eggs. I read that usually the robins are so territorial that one mother will leave. During the day they kick each other out of the nest taking turns sitting on the eggs. Then at night they both have such a strong instinct to sit on the eggs all night that they BOTH sit on the nest. One bird sits on the other. They fight and peck at each other constantly! Although they seem to have come to some sort of understanding and tolerate each other much better now. Here are some pictures and videos of these very stubborn and devoted mother robins. I can tell them apart by their markings by their eyes. And I can tell they are both females by the way the mothers settle onto the eggs and cover them with their brood patch. 
Have you ever seen two females sit on the nest at the same time!? 
St Thomas, Ontario Canada May 4, 2025
A bird's nest with eight sky blue robin's eggs in it.
One female robin sits upon the other in the same nest.
In black-and-white (photographed at night), the female robins sit next to each other on the same nest, their beaks pointing at each other. Their eggs are visible in the nest below them.
In black-and-white (photographed at night), one female robin sits upon the other in the same nest.
The female robins sit next to each other in the same next, although one is partially sitting on the other.
The male robin (perhaps the baby daddy of both females) has come to visit the next. The females, partially stacked atop each other, stare back at him.

And they were roommates...

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1 week ago

10/10 - no notes, gold star, chefs kiss

Based on the emo roommates saga.

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1 week ago
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A news report from Australia's government broadcaster in the 70s, found in their archives simply labeled 'lesbians'

Captions added for your reading pleasure

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1 week ago

Battleship

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1 week ago

Poor guy just wants to be a bat

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1 week ago

It’s not just on her ring finger. It’s on her LEFT ring finger

I love Wednesday getting the doll. Shes so proud of herself. Shes being reciprocal. Its just what friends do YOU DONT HAVE TO ASK 😭😭😭 that is a girl in LOVE

Also Enid’s hair is spectacular and I NOTICED the bangs, Netflix, I noticed

The bangs? Dude. Do you even know about the black nail polish on her RING finger yet??

I Love Wednesday Getting The Doll. Shes So Proud Of Herself. Shes Being Reciprocal. Its Just What Friends

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1 week ago
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1 week ago

Tag yourself, I’m the frog in the back

Made some friends today

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2 weeks ago
Help, I Think She Recognises Me

Help, I think she recognises me

can i get a transcript on this fucking video

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2 weeks ago
Anyone Else Remember That Classic Vine?

Anyone else remember that classic vine?


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2 weeks ago
They Got Me…

They got me…

can i get a transcript on this fucking video

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2 weeks ago
I’m Not, I Can’t See How Fast I’m Going.

I’m not, I can’t see how fast I’m going.

can i get a transcript on this fucking video


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2 weeks ago

It’s that time of year again

You know what I’m talking about

Allow me to say

That in 3 days

It’s That Time Of Year Again

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3 weeks ago

But doesn’t that mean that seals are homophobic? Now meaning we need to kill all seals in a mass seal genocide?

How many people do you think have lezzed out in Antarctica

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1 month ago

Hell yeah white baby

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2 months ago

@homosexual-pool-noodle

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2 months ago
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3 months ago
uk petition to not restrict healthcare to transgender folks.

Petition: Do not stop transgender people from receiving care in mainstream hospital wards
Petitions - UK Government and Parliament
The previous government proposed changes to the NHS constitution which would mean transgender hospital patients in England may not be treate

Well fucks? Get to it!


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4 months ago

Have you ever dissected a frog before?

Yes, and it was delicious.

Yum yum yum in my tum tum tum

The intestines were the best bit yummy yummy froggy spaghetti slurp slorp 😋😋😋😩😩


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5 months ago

Work your magic gold potato

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6 months ago

Just eat the can of sweetened condensed milk.

Do it now and regret it later


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6 months ago

Aren’t we all just a partially muscled skeleton screaming for 30 seconds by the perimeter fence on November 14th to some extent

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6 months ago

Don’t you hate it when your stomach goes ggOorLlLFhHJ

Don’t You Hate It When Your Stomach Goes GgOorLlLFhHJ

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