“The Point Is, Frogs Are Bitches And We Do Not Negotiate With Terrorists”

My OTP : *breathe the same air*

Me :

So I found a site that does a subscription box for your period- it sends you basics like hygiene products, pain medication as well as snacks and pampering stuff to make you feel good, 

but the best thing is they have a specialty boxes, like vegan or kosher only snacks but also 

they specifically offer boxes for menstruating guys and nb folks. 

which is pretty darn cool.

it’s called bonjourjolie and I think it’s 1000% awesome tbh 

i made this and im hoping it’ll do better here than it did on twitter

Same

yennefer: Hey have you guys seen-

yennefer: *walks in on Geralt casually making himself breakfast while Jaskier is latched onto him like a koala*

geralt: He gets clingy when he's sleep-deprived, keep moving

Joey Batey as Jaskier in the Witcher series is peak gay theatre kid

reblog if you agree

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

Every new year has a new Gay. 2019 was crowley/aziraphele, now its geralt and jaskier.

Nobody: Jaskier isn't gay

Jaskier:

P R E A C H

The entire gay fashion spectrum:

Floral button up

I might be a vampire, who knows?

Too much jewelry

I am insecure about my body :)

Ken/Polly Pocket incarnate

I walked right out of the set of an 80’s sitcom

Yasss Queen