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Latest Posts by tealisntblue - Page 2
"I'm gay" "I'm straight" I'm down, pounding my head against the kitchen floor???? apologizing for my life and entering yours????
she foot on my ball till i soup-her-bowl
sucks so bad when a character you love is heavily infantilized. that is a grown man he knows what a cigarette is. intimately
almost lost my mind trying to do the lighting so no lighting... 😆😆😆
levi sketches for all the love on the last post :D
references below!
White boy shocks everyone at the restaurant by emitting a massive electromagnetic pulse
avatar of kindness 🧡🐍✨
What would you do
What would you do if you showed up for a date with me, and instead of a guy like I said in my dating profile, I was a small injured deer?
And you asked me why I didn't say I was a small injured deer in my profile, and I said I was worried you would hate me for being so small and injured?
And then I got a salad and slowly nibbled on it, flapping my ears while you told me about warhammer 40 thousand. And then when it came time to split the bill, I told you I had no money because I'm a creature of a forest, but that I would pay you for my portion in song?
And so I sat up on my hind legs, and sang the most beautiful sonata you've ever heard in your life. I sang of the valleys and the rivers. In the first part of the song, you could hear my voice waver from the pain of my injury. But then it crescendoed with fire and determination, as if in the middle of that very song I decided that I must keep living no matter what happens, and that you must keep living too?
Then, when you came back to your senses from being entranced by the beauty of the song, there were tears streaming down your face? I was nowhere to be seen, leaving behind only a single autumn leaf on the table? You looked down at your hands, and in your hands was a small note with your childhood dream you had long forgotten on it, written by your own hand?
What would you do?
Would you be mad?
How to be a househusband and housewife together
There are many women out there who want to be a housewife. I, however, want to be a househusband. So, how is that going to work? You can't be a housewife and househusband together, right?
Wrong.
Here is my guide on how that is in fact possible and how to achieve it. Women, please listen up, because this is important to you when you marry me which I know you want to do.
Step 1) I become your househusband.
Step 2) You become my housewife.
Step 3) The bank takes the house.
Step 4) Can't be a househusband and a housewife without a house, right?
Step 5) Wrong. We pretend to move out, but actually we are just moving all of our stuff into the walls of the house, where we will live. Much like house gnomes.
Step 6) This can go on for years if we play it right, but eventually the family living there finds us.
Step 7) We get arrested on some trumped up charges like trespassing. We both know they are actually arresting us for daring to love.
Step 8) We go to prison.
Step 9) But what else is prison called?
Step 10) The jailHOUSE.
Step 11) We just can't stop winning.
Step 12) We get out of prison but have to reintegrate back into society.
Step 13) Where do we do that?
Step 14) The halfway HOUSE.
Step 15) We just can't stop winning.
Step 16) After we leave we have trouble finding stable employment due to our criminal record..
Step 17) So we become freelance DJs who play at clubs, restaurants, and parties.
Step 18) And what kind of music do we play?
Step 19) We just can't stop winning.
Abs? Levi has never had abs you’re crazy-
Bro is not beating the autism allegations.
he paid the whole bill btw.
Aged Barbatos is making rounds again suddenly so here’s a master post of all the art I’ve done for easy findings and viewing!
i keep thinking your pfp is Tadano from komi can’t communicate but its NOT 😭😭
lol that fair, he's Tobias Schneien from Ghost Eyes btw!!
(also I love komi can't communicate :3)
I made a silly little thing:
A bunch of silly little guys,
Just being silly!
With audio (the superior version imho)
And without
LOOK AT THEM GO
And just playing with filters below, TW flashing lights
The heromari dynamic
Guh~
Seek professional help
