I Love How Even Though I’m Not A Blue Alien That Lives On A Bioluminescent Moon, I Still Can Relate

Quaritch & Neytiri are both the most insane characters in this franchise and would fistfight each other in hell

slashers reactions to reader waking up from an asthma attack

Pinhead

"You think having deformed lungs is bad? You should try having a hundred pins in your head!"

Michael Myers

Your sudden movement scares Michael in a primal way and he ruthlessly chokes you to death.

Patrick Bateman

"Sounds like the wheezing of a beta bitch with weak lungs... pathetic."

Charles Lee Ray

"I understand, I'm almost fifty fucking years old, anyways."

Jason Voorhees

He watches you sputter and gasp for air without making a single move. You suffocate and die because he won't help you find your inhaler. He ate it.

Slenderman

Quaritch nation, is this your babygirl fighting a seven year old 🤨???

Neytiri, Spider, Quaritch, and parental love

Spider just wants to be accepted and have a family that loves him. Unfortunately Neytiri merely tolerates him, and his actual father is a murderous RDA colonel.

Spider wants to be loved and accepted by Neytiri. The Sully’s are probably the few Na’vi who genuinely welcome Spider. He feels like he belongs with them, Na’vi. However, Neytiri tolerated him at best. After all, he’s from the sky people, helped Quaritch + recoms learn to be Na’vi, put her children in danger, and was the indirect cause of Neyetam’s death.

Then you have Quaritch. Quaritch desires to build a relationship with his son, actively listens to him, and saves Spider from the torture of General Ardmore. Hell, at the end of the movie, Quaritch ACCEPTS Spider as his son. Unfortunately Quaritch is also a colonel who led an invasion on the Tree of Souls, attempted to murder Jake, Neytiri, and Kiri, and threatened to hunt down the Sully’s and kill them. So yeah…

Spider is in this weird limbo, and I really can’t wait to see what happens next.

General Ardmore in her pajamas: It’s 3 in the morning, what the hell is that noise?

Quaritch in the shower, screaming: I’M GONNA FUCKING KILL JAKESULLY

A redemption arc is cool but I just want quaritch to not be angry anymore. Like do u wake up angry??? Do u be brushing ur teeth in the morning like “imma get this son of bitch sully today,” 🤬🤬🤬

Eating ur fuckin breakfast mad??? Training mad??? Putting ur clothes on mad??? LIKE CALM DOWN DAMN

Does the recom team pump themselves up everyday like a football team before they go out to search for Jake I need to know

I know his ikran be agitated too

I know he goes to bed every night praying for this man’s death

The recom team wish death and/or general harm on Jake while saying grace before meals, this I know

Quaritch: If anybody touches my ikran, I will kill everyone in this room.

Wainfleet: …and then yourself?

Quaritch: And abandon my son? Never.

I saw yer requests were open for Avatar.

I was wondering if you could do something for Quaritch slowly starting to see Pandora the way Spider sees the life on the moon, but is refuses to admit that his mind is changing. Maybe set after he tamed an ikran?

Have a good day/night

Quaritch starting to see the beauty of Pandora;➥

Containing; Quaritch

Warning; None

Authors Note; Im sorry if this wasn't the best. I tried thinking of ways of how to turn this big cat soft and I tried my best 😭

Summary; after spending time with spider, Quaritch starts seeing the environment differently, but refuses to believe it

Quaritch has mixed emotions on spider and his family status. Whenever Spider would critique Quaritch with his knowledge on Pandora, he would always brush it off but as more time went on, he started to realize what the things spider said, was true.

He refused that he was starting to go down the path of Jake. His rival of all things. The more months and months that he spent with spider, Spider started to show him a new world of wonders.

He started to have an actual bond with his so called "son". He knew that it wasn't his real son, but he liked to think he was. When he tamed his ikran, he kinda liked his ikran and didn't want to throw him away like how his human self would do.

He liked the idea of having a pet dragon and kepted him around as he was more of a friend then anything. He wanted to spirit tree and was surprised when he interacted with Eywa. He immediately got back to the mission and shook it off.

He denied all of it for a while. Spider tried to convince everything he was thinking was correct but he didn't believe it. He is very stubborn about it.

GOOD MORNING AVATAR NATION, WE JUST HIT $1BIL, WHAT A GREAT DAY TO BE A QUARITCH FUCKER

I wish we saw more of what Spider was up to, I need a whole book on him being captured by the RDA