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Sophia Loren and Jayne Mansfield (1957) Julia Bowen and Sofia Vergara (2014) Maude Apatow and Sydney Sweeney (2021)

Imagine having Murder Family in this day and age where Abigail starts using internet slang and casually telling Will that Hannibal is serving cunt today and he’s just like “gross, let’s order pizza”

take my hand.... let's ignore canon.... together.....

My stupid ass wants to learn classical greek

Jonathan: Everyone in the bi-county area is trying to find us.

Argyle: I didn't know our county was bi! Good for us.

Speak No Evil † See No Evil

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It's still so funny how Hannibal, a control-freak germaphobe, was hyperfixated on Franklyn's used napkins on his side table. Meanwhile he shamelessly has his fingers down every mucous and saliva filled orifice in Will Graham's face 😭

Will Graham, drooling, sweating, and drugged out of his mind:

Hannibal, lovingly cradling his face: oh yes, oh yes, swallow this ear