Oh… *O*

my favorite thing about will graham is that we know he does not give a fuck about the cannibalism nor do I think he’s homophobic/ opposed in general to the idea of being gay so ultimately i have to conclude that will’s biggest problem with hannibal is that he’s an aristocrat

Jeepers Creepers (2001) dir. Victor Salva

Eddie: Do you know what question I'm asked most often?

Steve: "Will you please leave the premises?"

why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

Ok, hear me out, it actually would’ve been hilarious if Margot had the chance to give birth to the baby she and Will conceived

A friend and I have discussed this and first of all, this child is being parented by the most batshit people. He has this training in being the Verger heir at his mom’s house and then he goes over to dad’s house and daddy is having his special cannibal friend over and Will Jr gets a free dog slobber bath. Like, he would go from riding lessons at the Verger estate to trying to grab a fish from the river with his bare hands.

Plus, this kid’s gene pool is Olympic grade. He’s got the Will Graham puppy eyes. He will someday elevate his family’s status through the power of being a genetic slut. And it’s just common knowledge that his uncle tried to kill him in the womb

Sophia Loren and Jayne Mansfield (1957) Julia Bowen and Sofia Vergara (2014) Maude Apatow and Sydney Sweeney (2021)

Posting Hannibal related memes until they save Hannibal, day 1036.

Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark (1988)

Hannibal s1e11 "Rôti" | s2e8 "Su-zakana"

—Apparently they have more important things to do than catch a murderer.

Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.