I Hope I'm Not Bothering You I Have A Few Questions?

why would you want willy to know you stank gurrr

If a girl's coochie smells like tuna fish is that bad for men? Asking for a friend 😅😐😶🤐

I think m-maybe that's a q-question for your gynecologist, dear girl.

...Heh...yeah. Gynecologist.

I'm not a doctor. I'm a chocolatier. I make chocolate. 'Kay?

🐝 bumbles and daisies 🌼

Lmfao!

I loved wonkasseur's bad attempt to come for you and how you dragged dafuq out of them lol

Wonkasseur is a thirty-year-old adult tumblr who speaks like a hipster kid and reblogs and posts things that look like they were made by elementary children. I thought they were a kid until I read their bio.

I didn't actually need to insult them. It's embarassing enough being 30 on tumblr acting like a child to fit into "fandoms". Someone actually told me that they seriously thought they were a p3do. Phew!

When people make themself look retarded

Just unfollow them lmao 🤷🏻‍♀️

Like who's gonna see that as offensive they probably won't even notice like who tf looks in their "follower"-list on the regular

Aww, is somebody having a bad day? You must be the obviously offended cat that recently followed me that I was talking about. Hi, I'm Willy. Nice to meet you, anonymous scaredy cat.

Now. For your information, I never said anyone looks at their followers on a regular basis, I said I receive notifications about random blank accounts following me on a regular, einstein. Which everyone on tumblr also complain about because a lot of people are having problems with spam bots. Learn to read and comprehend. It'll help you look less dumb in the future. Have a nice day. 😊

Can we see more wonka articles I love reading about your life!! :3

Of course you can! 😁 Here:

These are old, headlines for the opening of my factory to be precise! And if you can quite make out the Fortune magazine font it says, "The Most Successful Chocolatier in the World Opens the Gates of the Largest Chocolate Factory Ever Built".

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This is another article that goes along with the same date as the other. Grand opening of my factory, blah blah blah. Me cutting the ribbon. Fun stuff!

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And of course, this is an old one that I had posted once before in regards to a question about my awfully exaggerating 15-year disappearance:

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There are quite a few more good reads that I'm sure I could manage to dig up somewhere inside this factory. I'll post them sometime, eventually.

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I just started my period and I'm cramping so I'm laying in bed watching your sexy self act crazy on tv, eating sugar cookies, and drinking ginger ale to help my stomach

Ew. TMI.

But yeah, feel better.

Why does people flirting with you make you neverous and uncomfortable?

You know ur attractive af right?

Because I dislike receiving vain, individual attention in a way that is sexualizing or subtly implied innuendos.

And I'm not really into all that lovey-dovey stuff as I rarely trust or like people.

It just doesn't appeal to me.

(source)

No insult to your hair, and your hair is great (it looks so silky...)

I'm just weird and sometimes get thoughts like that when I look at people.

For some reason I think that Charlie Bucket likes spiders and snails and all that stuff. Or at least tolerates them.

Hm, you're a very strange little cocoa bean...

Ugh, no! Absolutely not. I wouldn't ever allow Charlie to bring those furry little creepy crawlers into the factory. I'd have my Oompa Loompas exterminate them at once! Bugs and insects are not to be around my precious chocolate, or anything else for that matter. That's just disgusting.

ew no wtf

Tumblr plus should only be used for smut. smutty. Smutty. Smut. Smut. uwu.

Okay? Lmao, I don't know why I found this funny. To each their own. 😂