When Mike Ran Across Your Television Room And Knocked Your Oompa Loompas Over You Should've Took Your

"Repugnant is a creature

Who would squander the ability

To lift an eye to heaven,

Conscious of his fleeting time here"

~•••~

(Right In Two - Tool)

HAVE A GOOD DAY! - Willy Wonka 🍫

Ohhhh shiet

Heh...emergency calls. Be back later!

Virginia Woolf, from a letter to Vita Sackville-West c. October 1928

Good night Willy

Round and round and round she goes, where she stops, nobody knows! Ha ha!

Welcome to the Chocolate Factory, the place where if she doesn't like chocolate then I don't want her. Ahaha! I kid, I kid. But seriously. Look at this baby stir.

While some of you are closing your tired little eyes to sleep, we're up whip-whipping it, boxing and shipping it! ✨

But why not just follow us? I want to be followed dammit -pouts- >:3

Because if I follow you now then I run the risk of not liking you later, for whatever reason. And if I decide that I don't care for you later then I'll have to unfollow you. The much easier fix is to just not follow at all.

And don't worry, it's not just you or anything I have against you. I just don't follow anyone back cause people aren't my thing.

Korean Pulled Pork Tater Tots with Blue Cheese Sauce

Who dis

*kneeling on the floor in the middle of wires, metal, and glass shards*

*Helps you up* What were you doing down there?

You're supposed to be in bed.

Have you tried the BTS meal Mr wonka?

Ew. What have I told you about asking me about McDonald's food?

Never do that, 'kay?

Mr. Wonka. I know you're busy baking with Miss Cocoa, but Alice still wants to come to the barbeque at your factory the weekend, she insists you unban her immediately and talk to her directly. There's just nothing I can do to convince her otherwise. I'm sorry