Sure, I Don't Really Care For Names Either.

No insult to your hair, and your hair is great (it looks so silky...)

I'm just weird and sometimes get thoughts like that when I look at people.

For some reason I think that Charlie Bucket likes spiders and snails and all that stuff. Or at least tolerates them.

Hm, you're a very strange little cocoa bean...

Ugh, no! Absolutely not. I wouldn't ever allow Charlie to bring those furry little creepy crawlers into the factory. I'd have my Oompa Loompas exterminate them at once! Bugs and insects are not to be around my precious chocolate, or anything else for that matter. That's just disgusting.

i want you to tie me up and choke me while fucking the shit out of me and smack my ass you sexy piece of white chocolate 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼👅💦👉🏼👌🏼

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I think that's enough tumblr for today.

Bye.

Momento Mori ~

Tell wonkasseur to grow up

Hi. Your cult followers are still ganging up and attacking wonkasseur just because you 2 don‘t get along, they have already done damage with getting rid of coffeescandyshop permanently and I used to follow that person. They literally bullied them off tumblr just because their blog page didn‘t look flashy or whatever like yours. :( Like they keep tearing other people down while your just getting more and more popular. So it‘s gonna be a problem in the future because since your growing fast then more of your followers will just see and bandwagon the hate to fit in and get your attention. From what I see they attack random (lgbt) blogs that they don‘t like and other blogs if they think that you don‘t get along with them. I never seen anyone get bullied off tumblr until coffee left. You probably won't see this because of your notes but if you do please reply. I‘m really scared someone else might leave. I love you bc you seem mature and your funny and I think your probably an adult by the way you disencouraged their bullying before but I hate your followers very much; the ones that gatekeep you

Still?

Dm me.

I close my eyes too tight

I hide in the shadows of my mind

Behind the doors of my heart

And wonder why he never woke up

Why people are ice cold

Then I slowly remember the reasons for why

I would rather be alone

Than to be around those who do wrong

Take advantage

And disarm

So I'll keep sculpting

Because it's the one thing

That doesn't bring me harm

I have nothing else to say

I'm not good at expressing my emotions

I wish people would do better

And love each other more

That's all

~ Edward

Small announcement, dear folks! ☝️ Starting sometime in the near future, I will begin posting weekly (or biweekly) video content called "TheWillyWonka Radio", which will consist of various music and white noise playlists. Because I have received messages and questions dealing with depression and insomnia, this content will be especially for those who love ASMR, are studying or need help with their sleeping and relaxing habits. As stated before, videos will be posted either once a week or biweekly, hopefully, should I find the time. Each week there will be a different music genre, from house, to techno, R&B, funk, jazz, rock and lofi. And different ambiences, from crackling fireplaces to waterfalls, thunder storms, rain and nature sounds. Also, I would just like to add that a dear friend of mine has recently informed me that my blog name has become a used hashtag among other tumblrs, and I'm very delighted to hear that! I had no idea I would be growing this fast or my posts still being reblogged! I couldn't be more appreciative! ☺️

Now. Back to the announcement. If you like jamming or sleeping and you can dig what I'm laying down, then tune in to TheWillyWonka Radio in the future! ✨

That's all, folks!

Cya sometime in the future.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

Lmfao!

I loved wonkasseur's bad attempt to come for you and how you dragged dafuq out of them lol

Wonkasseur is a thirty-year-old adult tumblr who speaks like a hipster kid and reblogs and posts things that look like they were made by elementary children. I thought they were a kid until I read their bio.

I didn't actually need to insult them. It's embarassing enough being 30 on tumblr acting like a child to fit into "fandoms". Someone actually told me that they seriously thought they were a p3do. Phew!

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