“All Sorrows Are Less With Bread.”

Ok chefboyarwilly

Homemade dinner guaranteed to taste better than ya mama's cookin'!

Indian style chicken and vegetable tray bake; sweet potatoes, courgettes, peppers, onions, cauliflower and fennel to start, tossed in oil, cumin and turmeric. Chicken pieces marinated in garlic, ginger, garam masala, homemade smoked chilli sauce, and lime juice. Roasted for 45 minutes then added broccoli, chopped garlic and tomatoes. Finished off for another 15 minutes and then served with a few dollops of raita (yogurt, mint, cucumber and coriander). And to wash it down, Verdi Spumante white sparkling wine, imported from Italy.

Look at those beautiful, bright colors. Those crisp veggies. That succulent, tender chicken.

Who said I can't hold it down in the kitchen? No one? Oh, I thought so. Ha.

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Go outside u pale

How about you go outside first and touch some grass while you're at it? Haha!

You said you would read a book for us but the original asker never said what book they wanted you to read.. so can you like leave some voice clips on my ask, it can even be quotes?

I would post more to further entrain you but I'm afraid there is a one video limit. Maybe I'll read a book in the near future, someone requested If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, haha! We'll see.

why would you want willy to know you stank gurrr

If a girl's coochie smells like tuna fish is that bad for men? Asking for a friend 😅😐😶🤐

I think m-maybe that's a q-question for your gynecologist, dear girl.

...Heh...yeah. Gynecologist.

I'm not a doctor. I'm a chocolatier. I make chocolate. 'Kay?

i want you to tie me up and choke me while fucking the shit out of me and smack my ass you sexy piece of white chocolate 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼👅💦👉🏼👌🏼

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I think that's enough tumblr for today.

Bye.

Goodnight world.

“Death Eaters are oddly good parents” you say when writing that Voldy would chose himself and Bella over Delphi every time (for all intents and purposes this is a joke)

Just because I am able to approach a hypothetical and unlikely tragic situation with rationality and logic as it pertains to my immediate survival does not mean I do not value and appreciate Delphini's presence and would do most everything in my power to preserve her life.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-JC2TmJMKb

I wanna go on this lil field trip wtf?

*poke*

Oh...we're doing the poking thing again? 😅

I thought I explained before? No touchy.

Hold on, is this Cocoa Bean? Because I noticed they're the only one that loves to poke and ask random kind of nonsensical questions. And by process of elimination, I'm a strong 90% sure it's you.

If not, then whoops. Heh...