(just memes and crack and a bit of cursing)
All of you (me included) be riding Buggy's head like there's no tomorrow in your fics. But there IS tomorrow. And just imagine the aftermath of it.
All crew on deck, debriefing plans for the upcoming Nami rescue mission. You casually drinking your morning tea/coffee while leaning on the railing, Buggy's head close to you on a barrel, whistling some tune, being an annoying (but strangely satisfied) brat.
Usopp gives the two of you a confused glance; Zoro doesn't even flinch, pretending to ignore anything but Luffy's speech; Sanji makes a distasteful grimace at Buggy. And Luffy is being Luffy, completely unfazed by the weird intimacy between you two.
Usopp, being the man of curiosity, bluntly asks "Why're you so okay being THAT close to HIM?"
Mouth full of your drink you can't quickly reply something witty.
So Buggy does it for you. In his Buggy style, of course. And a VERY suggestive wink, as a cherry on top.
"Oh, we were MUCH closer than that last night."
You choke THAT INSTANT. Your drink nearly spilling out of your nose as you proceed to cough your lungs out.
All while Usopp's jaw drops, Zoro raises his eyebrow, giving you a BOMBASTIC and CRIMINAL OFFENSIVE side eye, and Sanji gripping his head in utter shock and silently mouthing to you "did you fuck a clown?!"
And Luffy again being Luffy, just looking between everyone, completely oblivious to Buggy's implications.
"I don't get it, can someone explain?"
Your face now red from embarrassment, as you glance down at Buggy, whose grin is so wide it could possibly break his face in half. And you once again don't get a chance to dismiss this mess he started, because the guys quickly do it for you. In unison.
Usopp, panicking, "DoN't wOrrY abOut It!!"
Zoro, shaking his head, "Leave it to the adults."
Sanji, in a sweet chirp, "Do you want some meatloaf? Let's go make one RIGHT NOW!"
Upon hearing "meat" Luffy loses all interest to you and Buggy, cheerfully following after Sanji into the kitchen. However, Zoro and Usopp stay, both eyeing you with blank stares. Buggy's shit eating grin still there, your own embarrassment is hidden on the bottom of your cup.
Zoro, tone indifferent, "...did you really..?"
Buggy, expression smug, "Would you like to hear the deets?-"
You, now wishing you suffocated him between your thighs last night, "HOW ABOUT A SILENT GAME FOR THE REST OF THIS MORNING?!"
The fact i only finished arlong park arc yet already done two fanarts (and fic in the drafts) + have more ideas that i will have to drag with me untill my procrastinating ass decides to do shit is just so infuriatingly obsessive it makes me question my sanity
I'm already in the zosan pit, might as well enjoy it, since it's only gonna be downhill from here on
Listen I feel like the question if he ever sucked his own dick while detaching his head has the same answer as “Do people pee in the shower?” It’s yes. It’s obviously yes. But obviously yes in the sense that you don’t mention it, ever, unless you’re with him and try to actually get into those pants as well or you are both extremly drunk. If you do the latter he’ll bark out a laugh and says “Well what do you think?” Before he’ll open his arms in a theatrical manner and gestures to himself “Best head you’ll ever get on the grand line. I’d know! I have high standards.” Making you double over with laughter and spill half of your drink.
(Regret is gonna set in the next morning “God I have a head like an anchor….fuck….fuck god please god tell me I left it at giving head and not the other places you can stick it”)
Genuinely made me wheeze, because i completely forgot i posted that 😭😭😭
we were all too focused on arcane jesus that we forgot that there had to be an arcane judas
nebula 1×02 gave nebula 2×01 nickname 'bula and/or n'uls because that's basically what she did with t'challa by calling him cha-cha 🫠
don't come for me, this can be both platonic and romantic, i don't care, they are both lesbians but one is mean and the other is sly 🤌
because of what if..? 2×01 i'm now thinking about an au where that nebula meets nebula from 1×02 because THAT nebula has the energy of a vixen sidekick from old noir detective movies which perfectly accompanies 2×01 nebula who has the energy of deckard from blade runner (the whole episode has that dark cyberpunk theme, it's insanely good)
mind you, i'm a simp for this woman, i NEED to see them together-
Cyberpunk 2077 Gangs (The Sims 4): Maelstrom inspired MORE SIMS 4 CYBERPUNK STUFF
REFERENCE IMAGES
Inspired by Maelstrom but obviously I was limited. I didn't copy any particular character or NPC just the overall "creepy-cyborg-terminator-madmax" vibe. I used less baldness, less Hitler hair-dos, etc made them a bit more simple and stylised to my liking. I think they look a bit more anime lol. I tried to compensate with more piercings, spikes, scars, supernatural veiny skins and stuff for my lack of intense cyborg cyberware they have. I know the spider lady is a bit weird but I liked the spider legs in their graffiti logo and tried to include it imagining it's some sort of cyberware body mod. I found this cool Sims 3 CC but no ts4 conversion unfortunately. So just did my best, the light emitting contacts really helped. Overall I like how they turned out. Might make them creepy vampires haha or maybe make more "scary" looking ones later ╰(*°▽°*)╯This Totentanz build by Hamsterbellbelle is where I'm making them live (I'll probably build something in the basement) along with Littlemssam's live in business mod (so that it functions as a club even though it's residential)
Some useful CAS CC for these looks: Cyborg Head ☢ Vallhallen Helmet conversion ☢ Vallhallen oculus third eye ☢ More eyes by Zaneida ☢ Spider mouth by natalia auditore ☢ Anakin arm by natalia ☢ cyberware by natalia auditore ☢ more cybeware by NA ☢ even more cyberware by NA ☢ Cyber decal eyeshadow ☢ Tecno glasses ☢ SSTS gauntlets ☢ Arachnophobia face eyes by Pyxis ☢ Ashwwa steampunk top ☢ Ashwwa scifi earrings ☢ Ashwwa safety pin earring ☢ Cyborg facepaint ☢ Pralinesims Spikey mask ☢ Steampunk Goggles ☢ Robo legs and Robo arms tattoos ☢ Standalone robotic arm accessory ☢ Body veins skin details ☢ Contacts with light ☢ Gas mask ☢ Dark side mask ☢ Mantis Blades ☢ Cyber blackout tattoos
If there's something you like that wasn't listed here let me know and I'll try to find it. The list of CC is very long so i included the most prominent and useful things that caught my attention; I also use plenty of MagicBot CC (piercings, skins, etc) and lots of clothes by Belloallure, Darte77 and @the-crypt-o-club and probably tons of other cc creators I can't recall now
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