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The gay guy from Ride the Cylcone

tragedy enjoyers are like if i'm not having the worst time of my life and leaving this story with something stuck deep inside me where it eats me alive from the inside out then that's just not good enough. i need to consume media that consumes me in return like how the ouroboros eats its own tail out to satisfy its hunger or the animal in a trap gnaws off its own leg to escape. or maybe that's just me.

I though it was about turning into the cookie run character, like some odd kinnie/hypnosis/otherself? Guide (I don't really remember the term)

If you've ever been disappointed by dragonfruit, especially if you felt like it tasted like nothing, then I'm like 90% sure you had unripe dragonfruit, which tastes like nothing. There's a small window of time where it tastes amazing. You must have the patience of a hunter. Do not strike until your prey is at its most delicious

Magik: "Ultron. You know how you hate all humans."

Ultron: "how could I forget? Humans are the biggest threat to the earth"

Magik: "then how do you feel about Adam? He calls himself a human but can help life grow and heal."

Ultron: ".... don't speak to me, for the rest of this battle."

strap will be able to get you pregnant in 2027.

Yipie the shine!

Galarian Pokédex - That's a keeper!

Figured the Boog required a refsheet, decided to have some fun with it.

Lucky you, Boog let you add him to your pokédex. I wonder what it cost you?

More versions below!

Trans visibility has gotten scarier for years now, and the trans people celebrating today are extraordinary. I love every single one of my trans siblings, including the ones who don't want to be visible today or can't be. Stay safe, and don't let them take your pride away from you.

Marvel one shots of the guardians of the galaxy getting sent to a DND inspired world by loki

Rocket: artificcer cleric

Groot: druid

Starlord: warrior rouge

Drax: barbarian

Gamora: rouge barbarian

Mantis: mage cleric

Nebula: monk warrior

Cosmo: warlock (pacted with alternate God version of Emma or Xavier)

Note: I am a dnd poser (want to play it but to lazy to commit) so if what I said makes no sense then... :[

Boom box

Well did you go to furry college?

So I ended up with free time at the end of my first class today, so I was like "do yall wanna see a vintage meme?" and turned on "what does the fox say". Expected like. A laugh from the kids, or even just a "wtf is this mx?" which is. A reasonable reaction to What Does The Fox Say.

But instead of a reasonable reaction. all of my students watched the first 60 seconds with jaws agape. And then this one kids turns to me like the fucking eye of Sauron and literally goes:

“Do you think seahorses write fpreg” and the many other riveting things my friend texts me right before I go to work