Disconnected

“Jesus at the Gay Bar” by Jay Hulme

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

anything can hurt your feelings if you lie down in your bed alone at night thinking about it for long enough

I am entirely mentally sound and healthy, I just need my daily 5-6 hours of quiet crafting time or I start biting people.

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

Songs that I associate with TMA characters

Jon:

The Great Tale of How I Ruined It All - Jhariah

Whose Eye Is It Anyway??? - Jhariah

Violence and Spiders - SAINT PHNX

Honey I'm Home - Ghost and Pals

I Ain't Done - The Crane Wives

Reckless Battery Burns - Ghost and Pals + Vane Lily

Martin:

The Crooked, The Cradle - The Crane Wives

Every Day Is Exactly The Same - Nine Inch Nails

Goodbye - Jhariah

Achilles Come Down - Gang of Youths

My Time - bo en

Sweet Hibiscus Tea - Penelope Scott

Melanie:

Somewhat Damaged - Nine Inch Nails

I'm Gonna Win - Rob Cantor

Take Me To War - The Crane Wives

The Moon Will Sing - The Crane Wives

Where the Girls Are - Gossip

The Afternoon - Lemon Demon

Michael Distortion:

Pathological Façade - Ghost and Pals

You're at the Party - Lemon Demon

Turn the Lights Off - Tally Hall

Mask of My Own Face - Lemon Demon

The Chattering Lack of Common Sense - Ghost and Pals

A Crow's Trial - Vane Lily

Elias:

Kiss Me, Son of God - They Might Be Giants

Laplace's Angel - Will Wood

Weight of the World - Shayfer James

Lifetime Achievement Award - Lemon Demon

BAD LUCK! - Jhariah

Sympathy For the Devil - The Rolling Stones

Sometimes you've just gotta use that cool nail polish you found!

I tried something more rendered, I think I like the outcome!

i hope im not just a mutual to you but also a really annoying stranger who is somehow always going through something

Literally sobbing. A judge, a US judge defended us. A judge brought up intersex people, using the term intersex, to *defend* us by not allowing our erasure. I'm having a lot of feelings right now