Exactly The Type Of Descriptions A Bird Owner Would Make, Too — Something About These Animals Just

I don’t have wisdom teeth anymore, and my chompers are moving, and I want to GNAW EVERHTBINF IN HALF LIKE A TODDLER OM BNOM OM OUWCH

Fun fact for our international followers: If someone in Australia cuts down a tree on public land to improve the view from their house, the local government will install a sign to block that view again

Allow me to be secretive and slippery in peace, you imbecile

Fun fact: there’s a virus that makes bugs iridescent

disease that makes you beautiful then kills you

My ides tiramisu, if you even care

So I walk around with giant Pokémon plushies on the regular. Most of the time no one comments, and if they do it’s usually a question about where I got it, or a compliment. Kids might stare at you, but I always assume that’s because they are coveting my cool as hell plush

Point is, do it. If you’re reading this in the notes, and it’s safe for you to do so, do it. You might even make a friend!

You only live one lifetime — fill it with comfort, not fear.

do what u want live ur life