You Can Clean Him Up All You Want, But He’s Still An Asshat. 

I love this screenshot because it’s a beautiful rooftop view of the garden in Hanamura but then there’s Junkrat

Male thot jobs.

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The Last Thing you hear before Easy Pete calls you a whippersnapper bastard and fucking kills you

Jingle, Jangle, Jingle playing from another room Kay Kyser

game companies: competitive multiplayer! competitive multiplayer! compet–

me, kicking the door to E3 down: give me a focused singleplayer experience or a couch co-op game you fucking animals

fallout 4

me: ok my son is missing i need to FOCUS

also me: holy shit is that one (1) stimpak in that raider building

Lucio: Hey, Tracer, you and Emily want to hit the slope sometime? Tracer: Absolutely! If you think you can keep up with us.

we cant really be mad at baby boomers for not getting it.  they didn’t live in the same era we live in now.  they didnt have the adventures of jimmy neutron: boy genius to teach them right from wrong