random bitter aspiring authors on "writing advice" blogs: Don't make your main characters super special mary sues. don't make them better than other people or more interesting. your main characters should be boring average guys with the personalities of wood pulp
the Epic of Gilgamesh: Gilgamesh was objectively the best man ever. He was the hottest, sexiest, most gorgeous hunk of pure manly awesomeness that ever lived and he used a sword that weighed 120 pounds.
Venom: ‘they’ll never find the body” is a boring threat. Threaten that they’ll never stop finding the body.
Deadpool: They’ll be recovering pieces of you for at least three months. You will be alive for at least two of them.
Spiderman: that’s terrifying.
Height comparison (as presented in my art style) of characters that I like very much ˇwˇ RT!Chara wants to stand next to Core which is why they’re so grumpy.
Featuring:
CORE!Frisk by me Doofus!Chara by @rustnut Tea (Green Soul OC) by @mister-larare Reaper!Chara by @renrink Sleepy!Frisk by @royalpaladin01 Drunk!Chara by @hawker-rawr/@ask-drunk-chara
Anyone else think that Ultraman King is technically Laiha's grandfather by way of saving her life when she was still an infant? I mean, if Zero is allowed to call Mayu his daughter than it isn't farfetched for him to call Laiha his granddaughter, if for nothing more than because she's the Little Star of Ultraman King, like Mayu is the Little Star of Zero.
my favourite brand of marichat . dumb and dumber 2
MORE CUTES WITH KITTY-CAT AND CROWBAR G!!! :D
Crowbar G!Sans by @junkpilestuff
Read Part 1 here because it was getting long hahaha. Click read more to torture your dashboard even more (and I kinda accidentally put a lot of time into it).
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IT’S FINALLY DONE-
What was supposed to be a quick sketchy barely-a-comic became… this lmao.
Anyway, I wanted to do something based on this feral Optimus sketch I did a bit back, and may or may not have thought up a story surrounding it that I may or may not write properly in the future.
Explanation/backstory behind the cut!!
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i love how first we thought wanda had messed up the multiverse, then sylvie, then peter and stephen
JUST TO FIGURE IT OUT IT WAS ALL OF THEM AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME