The Pope Is Registered With The Republicans…

COMPLIEMENTS TO THE FUCKING CHEF WHO COOKED THIS MASTER PIECE AEKGVEHJGFHEWM

game master

I have to do two projects that are due in the same day in the last week of school get me out of this place

Dude we should just change the words for gender to be more Greek because andros and gyne sound so much cooler than male and female, just saying HUGE missed opportunity from the creators behind English

I watched the Minecraft movie on opening night (I know, I’m part of the problem) with my friends and I was genuinely stunned when people actually applauded at those stupid lines from the trailers, like I joked about doing a standing ovation every time they say something from the trailer but I didn’t actually think people would do it. And it wasn’t even like a tiny group of people clapping it was like thundering applause whenever Jack black said something from the teasers I expected there to be more families watching the movie, oblivious to the memes about it, but it was mostly just teens and young adults going to watch it as a joke. And I was sat with what seemed to be the only family in the theater who, bless her heart, was actually confused about the clapping and just went along with it

The Tower of Babel falling just conveniently enough to scramble these specific words

One thing I love about the Germanic languages is that they all have fundmantally the same wh- question words, but with just the right sound changes to make them very confusing to speakers of every other Germanic language. Like yeah, sure, why not have "wie" mean "who"? Why not have "wo" mean "where"? Why not have "hur" mean how?

Such a beautiful family

The woke left wants to remove Richie rich (peak cinema) from netflix because they want to “eat the rich”

genuinely jumping with joy after finding this out.

ALL 30 TOMODACHI LIFE FANS (INCLUDING ME) ARE REJOICING RN‼️‼️‼️

YESSS IVE WAITED 30 YEARSSSSS

I don’t get why older people use ai so freely, my friend showed me a story his grandma shared to him on new years and it was entirely just ai. I feel like I judged those low quality merry Christmas gifs too harshly

Emoticons hold a special place in my heart which made me confused when I learned that this ;-; emoticon was for crying when it’s very clearly an Italian emoticon doing the Italian hand thingy