The Allergy I Am Seeing Grow Up Around Small Talk In Any Form Is Troubling To Me. Do You Know How To

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

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If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

those posts always go around that are like “if you’re on Tumblr and you’re over 25 blah blah blah” but honestly if you’re on Tumblr and you’re under 25, I don’t know how the fuck you found this place. like I came here when it was actually kind of cool and then just never left because all my stuff was here. what’s your excuse

The Mandalorian • Chapter 5: The Gunslinger

Hey, now y'all

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

real question to all of my fellow book reading people. how do you guys mark your place? do you use a bookmark, dog ear, memorize the page #, or a secret other thing???? 📚

I never reblog things like this, but I NEED a part two

A single, yellow Dandelion

(Kíli Durin x Female Reader)

(Not my gifs, credit goes to the creators)

Middle-Earth Masterlist

My Main Blog Masterlist

Requested by: Anon

Requests: Open

Fandom: The Hobbit Trilogy 

Request: ‘ Anonymous asked:Hello! I really love your blog and am excited that you made one dedicated to middle-earth :D I was wondering if I may make a request for Kili x fem!reader during their quest. I’m a sucker for the “accidentally braids their hair without knowing what it means” trope but you can do whatever you’d like :D I hope you have a great day!’

I adored this idea, and it took me so long to right, haha. I am such a fan of this trope, I could not help it. I am obsessed. I need more of this trope so I went on a tangent.

Warnings: Angst, accidental braiding, rejection, and romance. Not in that order, I warn you.

Words: 6.1K (The longest I have written)

Disclaimer: This is a fanfiction, the scenarios, the reader, and the dialogue are all mine. I also made up all this courting stuff and traditions, I researched courting braids as well as I could and I read somewhere the Dwarrow tries to impress the Dam… you will see.

This should only be found on my blog.

Author is always me on this blog @daydreams-magic01-mrsdurin ​ .

A/N: Please do not copy or plagiarise this, or put it in your own book, etc. It should only be found here. Also, please mention if I should make a taglist and if you wanted to be added. I also tried by best at being British.

I tagged ‘Bilbo x reader’ and ‘Bilbo Baggins x reader’ because of their friendship, so if you want platonic friendships with the two ta-da.

Thank you.

:)

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