That-one-person - That One Person

Thank you for booping me. Each one feels different and luxurious. Some feel like a furtive sip of lavender tea with honey on a cold night. Some feel like a millipede curling around my neck. Some feel like the crisp thwack of a rolled-up newspaper. And each one makes me stronger.

Everytime this is reblogged, JK Rowling steps on a lego

Hello! Which one person you are exactly?

I am that one person. That’s it, just that one weird person who does nothing, ever.

Other species have homosexual relationships, humans are the only one that has homophobia. Pretty sure that means that homophobia is stupid and pointless.

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

"local quests near me"

"quests to complete nearby"

"quests available in my city"

"nearest quest board google maps"

"beginner side quests in my neighborhood"

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This is why you should spend less time posting OnLine and more time posting on the quest board!!!

Example:

Seeking a brave adventurer to fetch me one 5lbs bag of all purpose flour. Reward: A batch of fresh homemade snickerdoodles.

This could be the world we live in, but alas! You squander your time on this mortal plane! Imagine the baked goods we could have shared! Perhaps... in another life.

~ I LONG FOR YOU ~ LONG DISTANCE PINING PROMPTS

requested by: anonymous request: Any chance you could do some long distance pining? Like, one person has a crush on the other but they only know each other through online stuff and feel hopeless that they could ever be together

Feel free to use and reblog!

spending hours daydreaming about the other

the hours of long distance talks/chats create much deeper connections than with people they see every day

'let me tell you about my greatest fears and darkest childhood traumas while we both lay in our comfy beds many miles apart'

not sharing a single aspect of their daily lives, they consider how the other would react to this aspect or that aspect if they were with them for the day

*oh, [person B] would love how silly that cute dog looks! I have to tell them later!*

the other knows everything about your home/home town/the people you meet every day because you told them about every smallest detail

they're connecting mostly about shared thoughts and sentiments because that is what best translates over large distances

ordering the same food so that they can eat together and pretend they're on a real date

"Describe to me exactly where you're at, how you are. I want to feel like I'm right there with you."

"You're the only one who truly gets me."

"Imagine how unstoppable we were if the universe put us on the same spot on earth. We'd be too powerful, that's why we have to suffer this separation. It's only for the best of the others."

"Ugh, it just sucks that I can't hug you right now! I need to be in your arms."

"I hate that I can't promise you it'll get better. I don't know if there is ever a way for us to get over this long distance issue."

"I know you even though I never met you, and I don't think I can say that about anyone else. I don't know anyone, and no ones knows me. Only you. You know me."

"I've got a surprise. I'm coming over." "You're lying. I know you can't come over." "But what if I can?"

Boop random strangers 1 time only and then go boop another stranger: ❌❌❌❌❌❌ HELL NOOOO

Boop random strangers 100x AND THEN I CAN GO BOOP ANOTHER STRANGER ALSO 100X: ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

When she relised who Cal actually

Besties at what point during the Red Queen series did you understand the meaning of the title?