This tag just makes it 1000x better
Red Queen au but everything remains the same except Thomas is alive and he does the "look at me, this is not you" to Maven
Boop random strangers 1 time only and then go boop another stranger: ❌❌❌❌❌❌ HELL NOOOO
Boop random strangers 100x AND THEN I CAN GO BOOP ANOTHER STRANGER ALSO 100X: ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅
There is a reason the Avengers have their groceries delivered each week. Tony made the mistake of taking them shopping only once and that was enough for him.
Tony: I already explained this to you, Cap--
Steve: Then explain to me again why milk is 4 dollars a gallon!
Peter, an arm full of instant ramen: Mr. Stark, they have a new shrimp flavor!
Tony: Kid, that had no nutrition at--
Natasha: Who wants bacon!
Clint: I'M A SLUT FOR BACON!
Tony: What the fu-
Bruce, trying to decide on which tea to get: I mean they're all good, but this brand is cheaper.
Tony: Billionaire, Bruce, just--
Thor: Friend, Tony! We shall feast tonight on the Pop of Tarts!
Tony: Why do you have 2 carts of popt--!?
Steve, still distressed over the milk: How do you get milk from an almond!?
Peter, distracted: Can we get cheese sticks too?
Natasha: What about pudding?
Clint: Fuck your pudding!
Peter, excited: Mr. Stark cheetos are on sale!
Bruce, still deciding on a tea: Can we afford tea cookies too? I'm sure we have a coupon somewhere.
Steve, frantic: How do you milk an almond, Tony!?
Tony:
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
the mutuals now have permission to throw rocks at my window to alert me of their new gifsets
Pictures are not originally mine! Collage is though! Please like or reblog if you save or share!
For every person who likes or reblogs this post today, I will boop you.
You cannot stop me.
Only prolong your fate.
do i have a crap ton of math homework to do? Also yes
Am I still here booping anyone and everyone I come across? Of course
Don’t be a coward. REBLOG THIS!!!
I’m just going to leave this here…
Smashed over there like a little fly 😂😂😂
The dead sea is less salty 😂😂
That one person who is completely useless and posts nothing whatsoever :):
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