Experiencing Hallucinations Is Nowhere Near As Interesting Or Intriguing As Horror Media Hypes It Up

I’ll take it

@queewp

Soooooo C:

What if what if they met

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

what do you do when a large majority of your favorite animals are highly venomous/poisonous/toxic?

My favorite animal is the pronghorn, but given the chance I would eat pronghorn meat. I said this to someone recently who was HORRIFIED that I love an animal, but would eat it anyway, so a question for y'all:

i must ask you reblog this so said beast, you know. actually has attributes

Making up to rain and a soft thunderstorm is superior to all other methods

Wearing a frilly dress and dirty converse makes you feel powerful.

Stabbing my teeth though my gums is such an appealing thought, but I know it’s horrible in practice. Still the urge is there

I feel like every ship on tumblr is cannon or lgbtq

Well ain’t that sweet. Do I still have to go workout?