Petition To Rename The Usa ‘south Canada’

what the fuck ethan

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

there is no justice in this world for girls who don’t want to get up but have to

and it is of course well known that dragons are very cutes

Have you ever wondered where books come from?

Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.

Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:

You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:

See how they happily line up to put them on:

See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.

And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:

So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.

are you a “filters tags from my mutual’s new obsession” Tumblr user or are you a “learns about their new obsession (semi-forcefully) by osmosis” Tumblr user

there is a correct answer

meows at you loud as fuck. meows at you loud as fuck again

Staff: What does the userbase like??? Crabs???? An army of crabs????

TIL Otters have pockets