Thatonereallyconfusedbitch - RainbowBlob

Omg omg omg, Alec Benjamin reposted my post! I’m probs overreacting but ahhhhh, fan girl moment

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Formula 1 RPF Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Characters: Lando Norris, Oscar Piastri Additional Tags: Fluff, Sleepy Cuddles, Morning Cuddles, All the cuddles, TikTok Summary:

Early morning Landoscar cuddles, with a couple of TikTok edits sprinkled in between.

My dog kept eating/stealing stuff she wasn’t supposed to.

Due to this a corner of shame has been made. I’ll update when it grows

That moment when it’s 2 am and your texting your friends and the timeline looks like this: Friend 1 sends a video crying abt her crush -> I start being delulu abt her saying she was going iceskating with her crush but apparently she never did???? So I had a quick Monty b about it until she remembers that maybe she did say that and just forgot it -> we established that they never went iceskating -> she mentions that since she’s got some weed from somewhere (it’s legal where I live) her friend wants to make brownies ->since she’s doesn’t want to be alone she invited her crush -> her crush accepted, then cancelled -> I jokingly say she should invite me instead -> she does -> we start planning said sleepover/weed smoke meet-up idk -> Friend 2 joins convo in the middle of this (Side note: Friend 2 is like straight A student with a strict mum, you now the vibe) -> Friend 2 reads the convo and is like “wtf am I supposed to say abt this” -> we ask if she wants to join -> she says yes, but she’s busy -> we chat for a minute longer, then go to bed

The End

End note: I am *definitely* old enough to smoke weed, and I am being responsible, so I will *definitely* tell my parents where I will be and what I’m doing (only do responsible drug use, kids!)

My thoughts exactly.

Count your days, James.

Hi God, it’s me. When I said give my boy a break THIS IS NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT.

James when I get my hands on you.

I’d buy F1 merch and go to a Grand Prix. Considering I don’t have a job at the moment, those would be pretty big signs I think

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

Outfit 3!

The base (body) is from Gacha life 2, but the clothes/accessories are hand drawn by me :)

I love you for making this.

Is there even A NORMAL RELATIONSHIP in the paddock？

**contains all those dramatic relationships in the paddock

please enjoy!

So real though

oscar wanting to meet leo "if he can pop to mclaren" is so funny because of course oscar can't pop to ferrari - there's a man who wants him dead

predictions for the f1 2025 car launch in london:

someone forgets to send out the dress code. george russell turns up in an immaculately pressed suit, lando norris turns up in black sweatpants.

the british drivers are raised onto the stage like they’re in the eras tour

the non-british drivers have to come in through the crowd entrance and buy their own tickets

christian horner still hasn’t decided who’s filling that second red bull seat. as a result max is accompanied on stage by what seems to be three untrained rookies in a trenchcoat

speaking of max, he doesn’t speak a word the entire night preferring instead to communicate short answers in sign language.

the hosts keep trying to awkwardly fill time à la eurovision song contest

there are at least two fistfights

and one dogfight (leo and roscoe)

pierre and esteban stand next to each other at first before they have to awkwardly be reminded that they’re not teammates anymore

someone makes a thinly veiled reference to the mclaren 2024 rear wing

kimi antonelli gets booed (british crowd) and about half the grid has to be physically restrained from jumping on the audience

toto wolff tries to seduce max yet again.

max audibly laughs at him. this is the only time we hear his voice all night.

oscar piastri gets visibly teary at the sight of drs since it’s the last time it’ll be used in f1

fred vasseur makes an insane prediction on how many races ferrari will win. everyone laughs at him.

he ends up being absolutely right

fernando turns up in another team’s colours

it’s later revealed that one team paid the sound engineers to play thunderous applause when their car was revealed

one livery will merit audible laughter

it will be alpine’s.