Better

Adam: We’re not mad, we just want to know why you would need a fake ID.

Lydia: [incoherent rambling]

Barbara: Speak up, Lydia.

Lydia: You need to be over eighteen to hold the puppies at Petco

When the episode looked like it was just a “kids these days with their tinktonks” and then suddenly the protagonist kills harry styles and then reveals she’s been racist this whole time

I need a strike team of people so we can figure out what the noodle incident was

I was a goodwill and saw this

And thought

"is that the bookshop chair?" Then turned the corner and saw this

Crowsette and Azirachair

Ineffable Wetlands Critters

Ok, but what if Crowley was an alligator and Aziraphale was an albino alligator, and they had a meetcute at the aquarium...

Hello!! I'm new and I'm just gonna post good omens stuff!

SEASON 3 CONFIRMED, SEASON 3 CONFIRMED, SEASON 3 CONFIRMED, SEASON 3 CONFIRMED

I would apologize for the person I'm about to be for the next two or three years but we all know I'm not really sorry.

Don't be afraid. You are dead. I am also dead.

MAYBE WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER

you know the beetlelands au where people have the first words their soulmates say to them on their wrists?

Yeah how did that go between those three?

Adam and Babs still scream but then they actually registrar what he said and both look at each other like