Christmas Truce

If I didn't know better I'd say she's a Killer Queen

'Cause everybody knows / The things she does to please / She's a femme fatale

Okay, the playlists. We love them, they are so cool. But... there is a mystery and there are ✨Clues✨

If you take the first letter of the first lyric in each song, every playlist spells a word. Cool cool cool, okay then. But. BUT. Three of the playlists have a weird... corruption. Aziraphale, Crowley and Muriel's have one letter that is wrong.

Here is Muriel's list.

Here is Aziraphale's.

And last, Crowley's list.

The question is, what does this mean? Definitely can't write it off as being an accident. We all know that there is too much attention to detail. And the songs themselves seem very specific. But I have more questions than answers. My questions are -

Is Angel Eyes a reference to Aziraphale's new position - will they in fact change color, and if so, which color is the real "angel eyes" being referenced as his true self?

What is it Muriel is supposed to let go of? Heaven, perhaps?

Why does Starman not fit using the song title like the other two? Is it because that isn't who Crowley is anymore? Should it be replaced with a different song like, oh I don't know, Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy? (chews on glass)

Excuse me, I will be off spiraling over these lists for the foreseeable future.

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Aziraphale’s phone rings.  He answers, expecting it to be Crowley.  But to his surprise, it’s a demon he’s never met.

“I’m Crowley’s replacement,” the demon says.  “He’s not done anything impressive lately, and Downstairs doesn’t like how ineffective he is at keeping you in line.  So now he’s shuffling paperwork and scooping up hellhound shit while I do his job for him.”

“Ah… I see,”  Aziraphale says icily.  “Well, I most assuredly do not look forward to working with you.”

The demon laughs.  “Feeling’s mutual.”

Twenty-four hours later, the demon is very surprised to find himself discorporated in his sleep.  He can’t explain what happened, he has absolutely no idea.

“Don’t let it happen again,” Beelzebub says, annoyed, and sends the demon back up.

After a mere three days, the demon ends up discorporated again.

A new replacement is sent up.  This one lasts for a week and a day.

A third replacement is sent up.  This one lasts for exactly four hours.

Three demons are sent up next time.  Two manage to stay alive for at least five months.  In that time, they botch four very important temptations, and the citizens of London inexplicably find their daily lives much improved in thousands of little ways.  Traffic and pollution are nonexistent, injury and illness are miraculously avoided.  Church attendance is up five hundred percent, and every politician and CEO is struck by the urge to donate as much money as possible to charity.  There’s a general feeling of contentedness and goodwill in the air that wasn’t there before.  It feels downright heavenly.

Suddenly, Beelzebub is having a very hard time finding anyone to take Crowley’s post.  Bribes and threats make no difference.  The rumors have spread and only grown more disturbing in the telling.  Not one demon is willing to go up there and face the cold, calculated, merciless wrath of the angel known as Aziraphale.

Crowley absolutely loses it when someone gets around to telling him.  “Y’know, I could’ve warned you,” he says gleefully.  “Been working with him for thousands of years.  I know exactly how much of a bastard he can be.”

After running the numbers and seeing how many souls they’ve lost to Heaven in the past year, Beelzebub gives up and concludes that trying to replace Crowley is a massive waste of resources Hell can’t afford.

After one year, Aziraphale receives another phone call.  He answers, with bated breath, and nearly shouts for joy when he hears a familiar voice.

“Hi, angel.  Lunch on me?”

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Good Omens 2: David Tennant On Donning Crowley's 'Slightly Too-Tight Trousers' Once More [Exclusive Interview] - /Film

'Michael and I were thrilled that we would get to return to [these] characters. We always thought it was a one-off.'

New interview with David about GO 2 that is entirely too homosexual for my heart to handle, but this in particular:

...Staring at Michael's what, David??

(Also his slutty-ass slinky hipped Crowley walk only came back when he was staring at Michael? Umm...)

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