The Frog One

Lydia: What are you doing?

Beetlejuice: Offering moral support.

Lydia: You have morals?

Beetlejuice: No, but I support those who do.

who hates metatron, thinks azirafalafel should do three or more apology dances and thinks Crowley needs a hug and a pat on the head

Ineffable Wetlands Critters

Ok, but what if Crowley was an alligator and Aziraphale was an albino alligator, and they had a meetcute at the aquarium...

Hello my current [insert number here] followers

Hell yeah!

Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister

What should they eat?

i present to you.... the ineffable quacks of duck omens! the good omens au where everything is the same except they are ducks. that is all.

this did suprisingly well on twt so i figured i would post it here too hehe, but shoutout to the ineffable inmates server over on discord for helping formulate this stunning au.

me leaving my room to get a snack at 4am

U dont understand how bad I want them to interact