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"My son has been brutally killed and I seek revenge," said the Queen. "You have my sword." proclaimed the Hero. "And my bow," added the Archer. "And my magic," intoned the Mage. "And my gun," quipped the Ranger. "AND MY AXE!" exclaimed the Warrior. "And your son!" replied the Necromancer.

i say we give it 3 days just to be sure

All guild members in my style (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)

Some bsd textposts to brighten your day <3

So...did u get deja vu?

i wish there was an aux cord for my brain. if i could plug it into the internet i alone could feed the undertale/deltarune fandom. i’m cooking shit up that would make fellow man label me walter white. alas. it is all trapped in my meat sack.

finally got a job 😌

I based this off

Thanks, Anon!

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Mitu

4 in the morning ramblings

This might be controversial but why do we take what Mori says seriously?

Did like most of the fandom forget Mori is a MAFIA BOSS? Bro gotta be lyin about somethings.

Like how he said quote "prefer his women to be under 12" dude that could be a cover up for the guilt he felt when he treated Yosano and Dazai poorly and actually missed them.

Mori apparently calling Elise his wife could be the fact that he can't escape his guilt he has for the mistreatment he gave Yosano and Dazai and how he's stuck with Elise.

I'm not defending Mori-I mean technically I am but as you can see, I'm not denying that he actually said that and that is a mistranslation. I am aware that Mori being a Mafia boss doesn't give him an excuse, however, I'm saying that BECAUSE he's a Mafia boss you shouldn't take what he says seriously and with a grain of salt.

With basic knowledge I have with the Mafia stuff they do be lyin sometimes. Mainly because with certain things-it could mean death. Just remember that.

More ENA characters. :D (Theodora's eyes somehow reminds me of Anya from Spy x Family when she wakes up half awake)

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Me and my family are doing egg rolling races tomorrow. We were decorating our eggs and I put Sonic characters on it

Sonic because, y'know, speed

Having the ultimate lifeform on my egg might make it the ultimate egg

Tails didn't show up very well but it's okay

so funny that humans imagined a creature that is like a human but bigger and called it a “giant”. that’s such an uncreative name. that’s just an adjective. “it’s a giant!” “a giant what?!” “a giant… um. yeah. giant.”

posting it here because there's no chance anyone in my family would ever see it: this is how my brother's 13-year-old child decided to announce something to me

the "humans are space orcs" stories are so annoyingly usa-coded, like is that really meant to represent the whole of humanity in the space-age?

america is such an irl villain & enemy to peace that i cannot picture it being anything more than a bygone ozymandian empire the rest of humanity has since matured past by the time space travel is commercial

fresh would not speak in modern brainrot his whole thing is that he speaks in fake 90s lingo stop poisoning the waters with this headcanon

the duality between six shooter and lil stanley still makes me lose it

even stan's drawings of himself being badass are adorable which contrasts with ford's dramatic as hell ones

You know, I like this idea. So many fans try to measure and figure out Sonic’s speed. But having him as such an anomaly that it can’t be explained is so much cooler. He just can’t be explained because he keeps defying the odds, he breaks all logic. That’s Sonic The Hedgehog.

incredibly elaborate bit me and @iclimbtreestofeelalive came up with while i was playing pokemon Y iii couldn't pick if i should put this on the art blog but whateverr hello if you scrolled down this far sorry for the long post okay i love you

I had an epiphany, helluva boss makes a lot more sense if you imagine it as Stolas’s fanfic. Like 90% of it is just him being an unreliable narrator going “Oh no I had every right to cheat on my wife because she’s a BITCH who would abuse lil ol me and she’s ALWAYS been this way even when we were kids!!!” (“ No I didn’t actually try in this relationship why would I? I’m a sad gay twink I can do whatever I want!”) like imagine

“Oh and blitzy yelled at me even though I’ve never looked down on him except for all the times I did I can’t believe he would ever think so LOW OF ME 😭😭😭”

“Hmm I don’t know what to do with the girl imp hmm, I know I’ll write in a pregnancy that she would never want!! Oh I’m so clever and original :>”

“How do I demean my ex wife even more hmm…I’ll imply an incestous relationship between her and her brother oh, genius!! Surely no one will sympathize with her after that!!”

And meanwhile in the real world Blitz and the rest of IMP are happily carrying on their kill for pay business without needing to rely on Stolas, Octavia is happily living with her mom and uncle and Stolas is living on the streets living off of lucky charms and crying himself to sleep as he reads comments pointing out how much of an abuser he is.

This is my new headcanon it’s the only way I can tolerate this series

im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

it was not on wheat...

My name isn't actually Onyx. I'd have to hunt down someone named Onyx irl and eat them

SweetHoneyRose... Soo Honey and Rose...

What 2 bad I think...

Guys- guys- I'm not alive. I'm not even real. I never have been. I'm just a hallucination that a lot of people have. This isn't an actual post. You're just fucking crazy.

the not so perfect captain

Happy anniversary, Stonewall riots! Stay revolutionary!