Thatqueeney - Da Eepy Lady

The Cock and Ball Torture Wikipedia Page Vocoded to the US National Anthem (you're welcome)

Postcard from the artist collective project THINK AGAIN

TSA does a service in boring the shit out of any terrorists so they think "ya'know whay?? Fuck this. This isn't worth my time."

some of you may've heard about that fancy "bionic reading" typefont thats supposed to be easier for neurodivergent people to read (if you're unfamiliar, it bolds the first few letters of each word to make it easier to follow)

well guess what, its locked behind a $500 a month API to write in because fuck you!

introducing, Not Bionic Reading! it is literally just the bionic reading typefont but for free. god bless neocities

anyone who can, pls reblog!

This unit is a state of the art cuddle platform, complete with big breasts, squishable tummy, phat ass and thicc thighs. It comes complete with butch and fem options, dominate and submissive modes, a wide variety of kinks, and lots of noises that it likes to make to encourage the user to explore it. It’s the top bottom of the line when it comes to drones and dolls

Lol

IT HAS BERN FIXED!!!

My fire alarm is just, beeping every 30 seconds or so. I have no idea how to fix this and a fear of fire alarm from one going off like, a shit ton last year when I lived in the dorms. This is great.

About Us + File Archive

About us

🌸 Howdy! I'm Cadence, the hypnotic floret! And with us is Diona Gracilis, 4th Bloom. We're a 31-year-old system, she/her, loudly queer. I make music over on my other blog, and here, I mostly post things relating to the Human Domestication Guide setting, most notably my hypnotic audio stories.

Current Writing

Dancing To Her Rhythms

Rosanna Bianchi, independent Terran, has been living her best life under the Affini Compact for ten years, and has recently started hooking up with Blossom, a subby little floret who makes her feel truly special. There's just one tiny little hitch... Blossom is an affini. Can Rosanna navigate this dance and get what she wants? Or will she be inevitably drawn to orbit her submissive? Cowritten by @once-a-singlet-nevemore; art by @sheepwavehdg

File Archive

Sorted from newest to oldest, these are my files set in the HDG universe.

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Pet, Not A Person: Cat Version

Diona Gracilis has swept you up off the streets to play with you. She's convinced that you'll be better off as a cute cat, or puppy. It's so

Diona Gracilis has swept you up off the streets to play with you. She's convinced that you'll be better off as a cute cat, or puppy. It's somehow hard to say that she's wrong. A dehumanizing petplay audio file. Themes and possible trigger warnings include: petplay, dehumanization, brainwashing, drug play, and femdom.

Continued under the fold!

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Seeking Shelter (ft. Lagnia!)

It's a dull, rainy evening when there's a knock at your door - two affini, who wish to come in out of the rain. It's only polite to let them

It's a dull, rainy evening when there's a knock at your door - two affini, who wish to come in out of the rain. It's only polite to let them in. Oh, and one of them is looking for some practice before she takes her first floret. Will you get out this experience with your freedom, independence, and willpower intact? Yeah, best of luck with that.

A full floret experience audio file, cowritten and recorded by Cadence and Lagnia, and produced by Cadence. Themes and possible trigger warnings include: dehumanization, pet play, dubcon, noncon, forced intoxication, nonconsensual injectable drug use, brainwashing, gaslighting, denial of agency, somnophilia, and mild surgery kink.

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Domesticated (HDG Hucow)

https://soundgasm.net/u/Cadence_The_Hypnotic_Floret/Human-Domestication-Guide-Domestication-F4AHypnosisHucowIQ-ReductionDegradation A hypno

A gender-neutral nipple play file set in the HDG universe. IQ reduction, hucow, mooing, and more!

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Mistress Controls Your Memories

https://soundgasm.net/u/Budget_Player_Cadet/HDG-Mistress-Controls-Your-Memories Mistress Controls Your Memories A hypnotic audio file set

A memory play file set in the HDG Universe. Hypnotic amnesia, sensation play, gaslighting, and forced orgasm. Cover art by @dumtranskitty-3 ❤️

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Pullstring [Dollification File]

(Incredible cover art by @moon-floret! (kofi)) https://soundgasm.net/u/Budget_Player_Cadet/HDG-Pullstring-Dollification Hi there. I’m Cade

A Dollification file set in the HDG Universe. Brainwashing, femdom, intox play, non-consensual drugging, dubious to non-existent consent in general, dollification, and more! Cover art by @moon-floret

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The Beast's Burden

https://soundgasm.net/u/Budget_Player_Cadet/HDG-The-Beasts-Burden Hi there. I’m Cadence, or Cady for short, and today I’m going to be telli

A Dom-Breaking file set in the HDG universe, inspired by “A Beast At Bay” by @raeisteria. Dom-taming, non-consent, non-consensual drugging, hypodermic needles, tentacles, forced rest, floretification, death and rebirth. Cover art by @moon-floret

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Gracilis's Gullet

https://soundgasm.net/u/Budget_Player_Cadet/HDG-Graciliss-Gullet (Author’s note: this is what happens when you base your Affini OC on a pit

A soft vore file set in the HDG universe. Come get your core cuddles. Themes and possible trigger warnings include: soft vore, envelopment, brainwashing, femdom, collaring, and addiction.

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Human Domestication Guide: In Her Thorns

Hi there. I’m Cadence, or Cady for short, and today I’m going to be telling a mesmerizing story set in the Human Domestication Guide univers

A whipping and pain play file set in the HDG universe, where you play the role of a floret having an intense disciplinary whipping scene with their Affini mistress. Themes and possible trigger warnings will include harsh femdom, brainwashing, denigration, disempowerment, fear play, sadomasochism (specifically bondage and whipping), tentacles, and IQ reduction.

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Human Domestication Guide: Complimentary Correction

Hi there. I’m Cadence, or Cady for short, and today I’m going to be telling a mesmerizing story set in the Human Domestication Guide univers

A mesmerizing story set in the Human Domestication Guide universe, where you play the role of a floret having a pleasant, relaxing playtime with their beloved Affini, who's concerned about their self-deprecation. Themes and possible trigger warnings will include femdom, intoxication, domestication, brainwashing, pet play, praise kink, tentacles.

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Human Domestication Guide: Ω (Hypnosis File)

Hi there. I’m Cadence, or Cady for short, and today I’m going to be telling a mesmerizing story set in the Human Domestication Guide univers

A drugplay hypnokink file set in the HDG universe, where you play the role of a floret whose mistress is teasing them with the thrilling threat of being turned into a brainless lap pet with no thoughts or identity of their own. This is a rough adaptation of “A Taste of Class Omega” by @sheepwavehdg.

Past Writing

My Little Pony: Domestication is Magic!

Twilight Sparkle has not taken kindly to the new management of Equestria. The Affini, a race of plant aliens from beyond the stars, have proudly announced their plans to "domesticate" them, and to welcome them into the vines of the Compact, and Twilight's response was to hide in her library for a full week. A full week where she didn't learn anything about friendship! But with any luck, Lilian Ketamina, First Bloom, could help her find something before she ends up tardy! Cowritten by @sheepwavehdg.

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