Thatqueeney - Da Eepy Lady

I KNOW HOW MY FILTHY MUTANT ABILITIES UPSET YOU, SCHMIDT. DON’T WORRY–

–YOU WILL DIE PURE. NO MAGNETISM 

JUST FISTS.

"I think we need more barricade guys"

April 28, 2024 - An unintentionally funny video by a zionist propagandist shows off some good organisation and discipline at the UCLA encampment for Palestine.

Harley and Ivy by Lumie (lumieluna)

i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite

If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.

Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.

Postcard from the artist collective project THINK AGAIN

*Daydreams of being able to pick my partner up bridal style* ☁️

If it were me writing they’d become a god of space-time and see themselves as the owners of the universe. Basically becoming a god. Benevolence/malevolence depends on what aspects of the setting you’re playing up in said fic.

As an example, they could probably fully control the actions of all sophonts to the extent that no one would have free will. You can portray this as “oh shit, we never had free will and exist at the whims of this plant” or “oh shit, there is a god and it cares for you so much that it found the best outcome for your life and put you there.” You can also use a combo of both of them.

I think that this really is the breakdown of the setting tbh, and you could have a lot of fun w/ this idea. You could also frame every bad thing that happens as before the Affini got the crown, so it couldn’t control it, or the pain could force the sophont into its owner’s vines.

Also a story about how an Affini came to want this power could be interesting, either as an “I want to care for all beings” or “I need total control so nothing bad ever happens.”

Basically, it’s one of the central axis of the setting.

Aight here an hdg + kirby question

What would happen if an affini were to find the master crown?

If you dont know what it is: the master crown is an ancient artifact from kirby that is sentient BUT cant do anything on its own. And it wants to rule the power and as stated by the first egg we see wear it (also presumably by the master crown itself) it has "limitless power" and heavily amplifies the abilities of its wearer. If you look up magolor boss fight, master crown battle, or void termina boss fight, you can see its power (altho void termina uses a copy of the master crown and not THE master crown)

Anyway before its completely destroyed it possesses a tree, so what would happen if an affini were to come across it? Obv they wouldnt know how it works (or that its sentient or magical) but like would the will of the master crown that corrupts the views of the wearer affect the affini all that much? If so WOULD the other affini be able to stop them (bc according to what we know, it sorta grafts itself onto anything thats not Landia) and if they could could other affini resort to violence against an affini with over double the strength and with more power than other affini?

(I understand this is a really stupid thing but i love thought experiments like this, especially since the only time we've seen the master crown defeated was by kirby and magolor using a giant magical sword and while i dont think i am i might be overestimating the powers of the master crown, but i highly doubt it!)

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