Happy 4th Of July ! :’)

teleport this bread around

come on spread the word

IT HAS BERN FIXED!!!

My fire alarm is just, beeping every 30 seconds or so. I have no idea how to fix this and a fear of fire alarm from one going off like, a shit ton last year when I lived in the dorms. This is great.

False, it's a picture of Margret Thatcher

"What's the correct symbol for a gender neutral bathroom? A man and a woman? Adding another figure wearing half a dress half pants? Unicorns and aliens and a subtitle that says 'whatever, just wash your hands?'" Actually the correct symbol for a gender neutral bathroom is a toilet.

I've had this exact situation happen, and my partner accepting when I said no made me feel infinitely more safe with him

Making sure you and your partner are comfortable is the most important thing during sex. Don't let anyone make you feel bad about your boundaries 🫶

i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite

i've read Wellness check, No gods no master, Dog of war, Abscission, Inosculate, Perturbance, Divaricated and Reminiscence. Also got into ache of malachum but wasnt really into it. Does anybody have other good HDG story reccomendations?

Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

Girl math gave us titties and boobs.

Boy math gave us the housing market crash of 2008.