Two Asshole Ravenclaws Who Have No Business Being In Divination: A Series

Itto, playing basketball: this ones for you, traveler

Traveler: oh no you really don’t have to-

Itto: *shoots and misses*

Hua Cheng: i hate-

Xie Lian: good morning, san lang!

Hua Cheng: i’m done hating. today is love 💞

Xiangling: my hungry ass couldn’t be a brain surgeon 💀💀

Chongyun: what do you mean? what do you mean by that?

Jaal: You died, Ryder!

Ryder: Which time are you talking about?

Jaal:

Belphegor: how do i put myself in a coma without killing myself or giving myself permanent brain damage? My life sucks and i want to die but i think i might want to wake up later, plus i have a twin brother who i don’t want to scar

Belphegor: update: lol i don’t want to die, i just want to go to sleep for like a month

Belphegor: update 2: to all you idiots incapable of literacy, i didn’t ask how to improve my current circumstances, i asked how to induce a coma

Xiangling: i hate being high. why do i keep hearing footsteps

Chongyun: are you walking?

Xiangling: oh shit

Ei: your name... is kunikuzushi. it means ‘country destroyer’. i hope you-

Scaramouche: *becomes evil*

Ei: well i don’t know how that could’ve happened

Diluc: i have been told that i'm too negative and hostile towards kaeya. so kaeya, if my tweets have offended you, i humbly apologize. i honestly didn't think you could read

no one:

Sole Survivor:

YOUR THOUGHTS?

Lucas: there’s only one thing worse than dying

Lucas: *rips paper off that says ‘max’ under it* boom

Mike: max

Lucas: no